The Best 14 Assemble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assemble jokes. There are some assemble technologies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assemble techniques puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assemble Jokes and Puns

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

So the Wolf of Wall Street has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute

That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

Assemble joke, It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

I assembled an IKEA keyboard

it's amain ho many spare parts they ive you

How do you assemble a computer?

Bit by bit.

why do automotive line workers like the 1st Amendment.

It gives them the right to assemble.

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...

I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.

Assemble joke, My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...

A guy goes to Ikea for a job interview

Welcome sir, nice to have you. Please assemble that chair over there and take a seat.

What do you call a Mexican dude who helps you assemble stuff?


A place where they assemble okay products is called

...a Satis Factory.

Mr Potato

I ordered 'Mr Potato' online but he hasn't arrived yet. I can't wait so have been drawing diagrams of how I may assemble him. You could say I'm planning a head.

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It takes 1,437 bolts to assemble a car.

It takes one nut to scatter them all over the road.



I like IKEA furniture, but...

...I hate that I have to assemble it my shelf.

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