The Best 11 Assassins Jokes

Following is our collection of Assassins jokes which are very funny. There are some assassins ramsay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assassins dvds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Assassins Jokes and Puns

Why are hipsters such great assassins?

Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of.

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do clowns hate assassins?

Because they go for the juggler.

Why are assassins so good at dates?

Because they know how to take someone out.

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

I heard due to the pandemic jobs of all types have been affected. Even employment rates for hitmen are down 75 percent...

On the bright side, demand for ninja assassins is through the roof!

We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet?


What happens when a killer eats pretzels?

Assassins Crunch

The internet has taught me two things about Brazil

1. Don't go to brazil
2. Two people on a moped are either tourist or assassins

What do you call 2 donkeys boxing

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