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There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...
Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged
Which nation does US presidents fear the most?
Assassination
A five year old boy was detained at a US airport for hours because he posed a security threat.
Makes sense. What better assassin to kill a 5 year old president?
Cr
Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt?
Secret service charges.
What do you call it when two donkeys take down the president and become the new ruler of a country?
Assassination
Johhny Depp once joked about assassinating the president; but what do you call a dead actor?
A corpse
What would they call the vice president if FDR was assassinated?
A stand-in.
How many Australian presidents been assassinated?
None -- they have prime ministers.
What is the difference between MLK and JFK
One got assassinated and the other one was president.
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