Following is our collection of arty humor and slay one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Assass puns for adults, dirty cool jokes or clean named gags for kids.
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People would kill to have that job
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
Because they know how to take someone out.
I would've killed for that position lol
They make a killing.
I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.
"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.
I answered, "Red Herring, of course."
And his chair exploded.
Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
It was the first recorded case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Ambushed.
I'm still working on this one
... He saw his bet friend who he hasn't to talk to in years, and asks "I'm having trouble with my wife, do you think you can do the job for me, I'll pay you," Arty says, "I'll do it for free because you're my best friend," and the friend says, "I have to pay you, it wouldn't be right if I didn't." So Arty charges his friend $1 per person killed and goes to kill his friends wife. Arty saw her at the grocery store parking lot and he chokes her to death, there was a witness so he choked the witness and saw his name on the local newspaper: Arty Chokes 2 for $1.
the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.
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I..I don't want a..anyone seeing you he..ere. G..Get your ass..ass in here.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.