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People would kill to have that job
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
Because they know how to take someone out.
I would've killed for that position lol
Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
They make a killing.
I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.
"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.
I answered, "Red Herring, of course."
And his chair exploded.
Ambushed.
I'm still working on this one
It was the first recorded case of a knick knack paddy whack.
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the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.
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I..I don't want a..anyone seeing you he..ere. G..Get your ass..ass in here.
He kills time.
(I'll get the door after my appointment)
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