The Best 5 Assange Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assange jokes. There are some assange reveal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assange santa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assange Jokes and Puns

When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile...

I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!

For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange

And stayed home.

Dear Kids, there is no Santa.

Those presents are from your parents.

Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.

Julian Assange throws a barbeque

One of the guests compliments him on the marinade for the chicken. What's the recipe she asks? Julian replies 'Sorry I never reveal my sauces'

Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom?

Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assange marinade jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assange infamous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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