Assalted Jokes

Following is our collection of famine humor and mohammed one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Assalted puns for adults, dirty pandemonium jokes or clean allahu gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hello jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on assalted. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any salam witze you can hear about assalted.

The Best jokes about Assalted

Two peanuts were walking down the road and one was assalted

...peanut...

A salt truck accidentally dumps salt on a man's car

When the man arrived at work late due to the incident his boss asked, "Why are you late?"

The man replies, "I was as**salt**ed."

What does a peanut say after it gets mugged?

"oh nuts, I've been assalted!"

Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it?

It was assalted

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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