Assalted Jokes
4 assalted jokes and hilarious assalted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about assalted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Assalted Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good assalted joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two peanuts were walking down the road...
Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted
Why do they call it pepper spray?
It goes well with assalt
What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride?
Assalt
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A salt truck accidentally dumps salt on a man's car
When the man arrived at work late due to the incident his boss asked, "Why are you late?"
The man replies, "I was as**salt**ed."
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