Assalt Jokes
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Why shouldn't you throw sodium chloride at people?
Because it's assalt!
Why do they call it pepper spray?
It goes well with assalt
What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride?
Assalt
What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians
As-salt rifles
You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker?
Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*
Why was the Manganese Hydroxide sent to prison?
it's cause he was *Charged* with as**salt** and *battery*
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