The Best 7 Assalt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assalt jokes. There are some assalt hello jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assalt salam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assalt Jokes and Puns

Why do they call it pepper spray?

It goes well with assalt

What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride?


What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians

As-salt rifles

You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker?

Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*

Why was the Manganese Hydroxide sent to prison?

it's cause he was *Charged* with as**salt** and *battery*

What was the pepper shaker arrested for?


An angry man threw salt at another man today

He was charged with Assalt.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assalt amin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assalt hola piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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