assailants Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious assailants puns

I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring...

I still don't know how I feel about that.

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A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles

Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, "It all happened so fast."

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Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?

Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

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Man, the whole PoundMeToo movement really came and went.

Just like the assailants.

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What are the most funny Assailants jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Assailants? Well, here are the best Assailants dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Assailants pick up lines to share with friends.

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