Assailants Jokes

What are some Assailants jokes?

I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring...

I still don't know how I feel about that.

A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles

Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, "It all happened so fast."

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?

Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

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