The Best 7 Assad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assad jokes. There are some assad erdogan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assad kurds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assad Jokes and Puns

What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day?

Assad one.

On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced.

Our baby's new nickname is Assad...

..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

ISIS has been having a tough time lately.

They're stuck between Iraq and Assad place

Pentagon awards new military contract to United Airlines

To forcibly remove Assad

If Syria had a Dr. Phil show, do you think the unruly teen girl would say

Gas me Assad how bow dah?


Why was Aladin gassed?

He was leading peace talks with Assad

What song played as 59 Tomahawk missiles left the Navy base?

Assad, SAD situation

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assad vlad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assad hamas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes