The Best 22 Assa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Assa jokes. There are some assa citizens jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these assa murder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Assa Jokes and Puns

[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock...

Whoops, wrong sub.

*assault rifle tips fedora*


Being an assassin would be so cool

People would kill to have that job

Assa joke, Being an assassin would be so cool

After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,

"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."

"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.

I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

I never heard them coming

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.

Why are assassins so good at dates?

Because they know how to take someone out.

Assa joke, Why are assassins so good at dates?

What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion?

I would've killed for that position lol

The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music

Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono

I want to be an assassin someday

They make a killing.

I assassinated my friend...

I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.

"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.

I answered, "Red Herring, of course."

And his chair exploded.

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There was just an assassination attempt against Donald Trump...

the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.

What can you say when you are about to assassinate someone but are very busy?


I'm still working on this one

An assassin was apprehended for murdering a farmer's cow with the trinkets he had stolen from the farmer's wife's china cabinet.

It was the first recorded case of a knick knack paddy whack.

How do you greet a Muslim llama?

Assa llama leykum

How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet?


Assa joke, How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet?

I don't own any assault rifles

Just defence rifles

Why are assassinators evil?

I placed an assailant under citizens arrest today

Am I supposed to choke them or just shoot them in the back?

I was assaulted by a clock that fell off the wall and onto my head

It was charged with battery

What happens if you are assaulted by seven raisins?

G ^^(*ang*) r a p e.

What does an assassin do in the waiting room?

He kills time.

(I'll get the door after my appointment)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the assa workers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working assa door piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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