Assa Jokes
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An assassin is running towards Trump
His personal bodyguard sees him and shouts Mickey Mouse . This startles the assassin and he runs off in the other direction.
Trump turns to his bodyguard and says Thank you, but why did you yell Mickey Mouse The bodyguard replies Sorry Sir, I meant to say Donald, Duck.
[WP] You are an assassin in wwii trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock...
Whoops, wrong sub.
*assault rifle tips fedora*
M'16.
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Being an assassin would be so cool
People would kill to have that job
Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?
Because it's made from hide!
After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...
I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music
Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
Why are assassins so good at dates?
Because they know how to take someone out.
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What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion?
I would've killed for that position lol
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I want to be an assassin someday
They make a killing.
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I assassinated my friend...
I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.
"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.
I answered, "Red Herring, of course."
And his chair exploded.
There was just an assassination attempt against Donald Trump...
the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.
What can you say when you are about to assassinate someone but are very busy?
Ambushed.
I'm still working on this one
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An assassin was apprehended for murdering a farmer's cow with the trinkets he had stolen from the farmer's wife's china cabinet.
It was the first recorded case of a knick knack p**... whack.
How do you greet a Muslim llama?
Assa llama leykum
I don't own any assault rifles
Just defence rifles
Why are assassinators evil?
I was assaulted by a clock that fell off the wall and onto my head
It was charged with battery
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What happens if you are assaulted by seven raisins?
G ^^(*ang*) r a p e.
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- How do you greet a Muslim llama? Assa llama leykum
