Ass Jokes

What are some Ass jokes?

Tokyo Jetz joke

I'ma George Floyd your mutha**ckin’ ass.

Incontinentia Buttocks joke

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'

[A guard sniggers]

Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[More sniggering]

Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'


Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[Both guards snigger]

Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

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