The Best 6 Asprin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asprin jokes. There are some asprin aleve jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asprin tylenol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asprin Jokes and Puns

Why is asprin white?

Because it works

TIL girls can use asprin as low cost birth control

If they hold it with their knees.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why are there no asprin in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.


this guy goes to the doc and complains that every time he farts it makes a sound like honda. The doc listens while he blows and sure enough it says honda. He asked the patient if he was on any medication, the patient replied only asprin, The doc says that explains it, don't you know that asprins make the fart go honda.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asprin pills jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asprin acetaminophen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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