Asprin Jokes
6 asprin jokes and hilarious asprin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asprin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why is asprin white?
Because it works
TIL girls can use asprin as low cost birth control
If they hold it with their knees.
Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
What kind of medicine do bears take?
Bayer Asprin
Why are there no asprin in the jungle?
Because the paracetamol.
honda
this guy goes to the doc and complains that every time he farts it makes a sound like honda. The doc listens while he blows and sure enough it says honda. He asked the patient if he was on any medication, the patient replied only asprin, The doc says that explains it, don't you know that asprins make the f**... go honda.
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