Aspirins Jokes

Following is our collection of advil humor and nyquil one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aspirins puns for adults, dirty pill jokes or clean wrinkly gags for kids.

There is an abundance of aspirin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on aspirins. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any painkillers witze you can hear about aspirins.

The Best jokes about Aspirins

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Buying aspirin

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"

Why are aspirins white?

Because they actually work.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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