The Best 4 Aspirins Jokes

Following is our collection of Aspirins jokes which are very funny. There are some aspirins nyquil jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aspirins wrinkly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"

A man was having trouble getting his wife to make love to him anymore

So one night just before bedtime, he offered her a glass of water and two aspirins.

What are you giving me these for? , asked the wife. I don't have a headache.

Great! said the man. Let's get started.

Why are aspirins white?

Because they actually work.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aspirins aspirin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aspirins painkillers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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