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Short aspiring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aspiring humour may include short ambitious jokes also.
- When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said "man, I'm just happy to be breathing". I told him he should have bigger aspirations.
- I've spent so long trying to think of a synonym for 'ambitious' that I've given myself a headache. Aspiring?
No thanks, I'll just get some fresh air, that'll clear it up. - As an aspiring actor, I was somewhat surprised when I got detained by airport security today... All I said was that I was in town to shoot a pilot...
- Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- Why do so many children aspire to be astronauts? Some men just want to watch the world turn.
- My sick husband said, "I just wish l could breathe." You could say he has high aspirations.
- My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
- A little known fact about Jim Jones is that he was an aspiring boxer He quit the sport after taking out 900 people with one punch
- Have you ever heard of the paralysed man who aspired to become a stand-up comedian? He figured sitcoms suited him better.
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- Change of career, I'm now an aspiring cameraman... For onlyfans.
- Three aspiring lawyers walk into a bar. Just kidding, they passed it.
- The definition of an asparagus: A bean with aspirations of becoming a paintbrush.
- Two aspiring lawyers walk into the Bar It was due to nepotism in the legal profession.
- I won a vaping competition yesterday. It was my greatest aspiration.
- All religions aspire for the same thing. Virgins.
- A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People
- What does an older cow aspire to drive? A Cattle-ac.
- What do you call a pig with high aspirations in life? Hambitious
- Rogue One aspired to be so much But they choked on it.
- Firelands portal? Darnassus Aspirant? More like Firelance Portal!
- Simpsons probably already did it but Sideshow Bob is an aspiring bartender
- AL-Qaeda hires a new aspiring recruit they knew someday he is going to blow up.
- What do you call a gullible vampire? A s**...
- If a lady with manners perspires, rather than sweats Does she aspire, rather than f**...?
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An Easter joke.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "what a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts: "One of our boys made it!"
Aspirations
A young boy one day decided to make his desire to become a big writer.
"I want to write things that the people will read all around the world, something that the people will react with a very high emotional level such as scream, cry, get mad and make them suffer" He said.
Now he works at Microsoft and he writes error messages.
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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.
Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.
Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.
Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.
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I'm a pervert that aspires to be a s**... harassment lawyer.
Ok, so I really just want to get myself off in court.
Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table?
To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂
My wife's an aspiring actor, and things most be going really well!
On her last flight to LA (she's a flight attendant) she told me she did multiple pilots!
What do you call someone that had potential to be great in highschool, but now has no friends, no career aspirations, and is satisfied with a menial job?
Idk what others would say, but I know my dad is refusing to call me "son"
How will Trump select his cabinet?
The Apprentice: the White House
Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.
