Aspirations Jokes

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The Best jokes about Aspirations

When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said "man, I'm just happy to be breathing".

I told him he should have bigger aspirations.

My sick husband said, "I just wish l could breathe."

You could say he has high aspirations.

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

What do you call someone that had potential to be great in highschool, but now has no friends, no career aspirations, and is satisfied with a menial job?

Idk what others would say, but I know my dad is refusing to call me "son"

The definition of an asparagus:

A bean with aspirations of becoming a paintbrush.

The Philosophical Defense Mechanism

The leopard crouches to pounce the gazelle.

The gazelle says, Are you sure you want to eat me?

Leopard pauses. Uh, why wouldn't i?

"Well, I mean, is this what you want to be doing with your life? Do you see yourself doing this in five years?"

"What do you mean? if I eat you now, you won't be here in five years." says the leopard.

The gazelle shrugs. Don't you have goals? Aspirations? 'Eating Gazelle' is setting the bar pretty minimally. Don't you want cubs?

"I… gee. Maybe write a screenplay…" The leopard sits down and sighs. "Look, I'm between opportunities right now, I'm in my mom's den. What can I offer a mate?"

"No, I understand, What went wrong?"

"Well I-"

The gazelle runs away.

What do you call a pig with high aspirations in life?


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