The Best 6 Aspirations Jokes

Following is our collection of Aspirations jokes which are very funny. There are some aspirations unhealthy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aspirations aspire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Aspirations Jokes and Puns

When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said "man, I'm just happy to be breathing".

I told him he should have bigger aspirations.

My sick husband said, "I just wish l could breathe."

You could say he has high aspirations.

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

What do you call someone that had potential to be great in highschool, but now has no friends, no career aspirations, and is satisfied with a menial job?

Idk what others would say, but I know my dad is refusing to call me "son"

The definition of an asparagus:

A bean with aspirations of becoming a paintbrush.


What do you call a pig with high aspirations in life?

Hambitious

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aspirations width jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aspirations royce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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