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What do nerds and racists have in common?
They both aspire to be wizard.
When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said "man, I'm just happy to be breathing".
I told him he should have bigger aspirations.
I've spent so long trying to think of a synonym for 'ambitious' that I've given myself a headache.
Aspiring?
No thanks, I'll just get some fresh air, that'll clear it up.
As an aspiring actor, I was somewhat surprised when I got detained by airport security today...
All I said was that I was in town to shoot a pilot...
What do you call a gullible vampire?
A s**...
An Easter joke.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "what a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts: "One of our boys made it!"
Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon.
10 gigs for $80 a month
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