The Best 33 Asphyxiation Jokes

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Funny Asphyxiation Jokes and Puns

My roommate is into auto-erotic asphyxiation, but he's also suicidal.

I can never tell if he's coming or going.

My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation

Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going

I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."

Some guys at my school got caught trying autoerotic asphyxiation

One got suspended, the others got off.

How does a chihuahua kill a rottweiler?

Asphyxiation.


What'd they call the movie about auto erotic asphyxiation?

Die Hard

Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be...

I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face.

My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy

She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!

I watched Die Hard the other day...

Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.

Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables?

He liked being artichoked.

A Plant's Guide to Autoerotic Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

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You know, I'm into auto erotic asphyxiation, but there is one downside.

You can never really tell if your coming or going.

What do you call it when your sex robot chokes you too hard and you die?

Bot-o erotic asphyxiation.

Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation?

Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out

Due to grocery stores switching from paper bags to plastic bags, a serious problem has arisen.

An unprecedented number of ugly girls have died of asphyxiation during sex.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is the biggest gamble

You don't know whether you're cuming or going

This will ruin some of your childhoods. How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Rocket Asphyxiation

I think my girlfriend wants me to try autoerotic asphyxiation...

... every time I talk to her about sex she leaves me hanging!

My friend can talk about auto-erotic asphyxiation

til he's blue in the face.


Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to...

Asphyxiation.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation....

How do you even get into something like that? Do you just jump in head first or do you have someone show you the ropes?

I prefer to use the medical term for being Friendzoned:

Autoplatonic asphyxiation.

My cousin was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

Unfortunately, she died from asphyxiation almost immediately.

A vegetarian was into erotic asphyxiation, but he died.

He artichoked.

How do you kill a car via strangulation?

Auto asphyxiation.

I'm into autoerotic asphyxiation

Bc my crush said she only goes out with well hung men.

Erotic asphyxiation is confusing

I can't tell if people are coming or going

David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident .

I guess you can say that ,

*Puts on Sunglasses*

He Died Hard!

Why is it difficult to tell autoerotic asphyxiation jokes?

You always choke before you get one off.

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If you choke a Transformer...

...is that Auto-Robotic Asphyxiation?

What's red, white and blue?

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

I have this weird kink where I like to be choked with decorative gourds.

It's called Autumn-Erotic Asphyxiation.

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