Asphalt Jokes

Funniest Asphalt Short Jokes

Short asphalt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asphalt humour may include short asbestos jokes also.

1. A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "A beer for me, and one for the road."
2. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks for a beer The bartender nods,
   "and how about one for the road?"
3. A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road.
4. A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt. The bartender asks, What can I get for ya?
   The man says, A beer for me, and another for the road.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under one arm and says, A beer please, and one for the road,
6. A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt He says to the bartender I'll take a beer and one for the road
7. A guy walks into a bar... ...with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender "I'll take a drink, and one for the road."
8. A man walked into a bar with some asphalt on his arm He said: "Two beers please, one for me and one for the road"
9. A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt in his hand. He puts the asphalt on the chair next him and says to the bartender: One beer for me and one for the road.
10. Dont Blame Someone Else For All The Things That Happen In Your Life And The Road You Have Chosen... Thats Your Own Asphalt

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Asphalt One Liners

Which asphalt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asphalt? I can suggest the ones about pavement and tarmac.

1. My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall But it was his dumb asphalt
2. My dad accidentally ordered the wrong paving materials Now That's his own dumb asphalt.
3. What do you call a gun made fully from concrete? An asphalt rifle
   Solid joke right?
4. Never blame someone else for the road your life is on. That's your own asphalt.
5. Don't blame anyone for the road you're on... That's your own asphalt!
6. A woman was killed after walking in front of a street paver. It was her own dumb asphalt.
7. If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt.
8. My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall... But it was his own dumb asphalt...
9. Dont blame others for the road you're on Thats your own asphalt
10. I'm starting an asphalt company on Abbey Road It'll be called Ringo's Tar
11. My neighbor yelled at me for messing with his driveway But it was his dumb asphalt
12. Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt One for me, and one for the road…
13. Asphalt... It's the word on the streets
14. Never blame someone else for the road you're on It's your own asphalt
15. What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack? An asphalt

Laughter Asphalt Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about asphalt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shingles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asphalt pranks.