Following is our collection of Asphalt jokes which are very funny. There are some asphalt potholes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asphalt chunk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He says to the bartender, "A beer for me, and one for the road."
...and lifts a lump of asphalt onto the bar. He says to the barman, "One for me and one for the road."
We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker.
"Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing...
...wasn't the captains fault,
...definitely wasn't my fault,
...it was the asphalt."
The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.
He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'.
He says to the bartender, "Give me a beer, please, and one for the road."
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I'm^so^sorry
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other "watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath".
he says, "Hey! Bartender! Two beers please." The bartender looks at him with a confused look and asked, "Why two? Are you waiting on someone?" The man responds, "Nah, I need for me and one for the road."
Because there was no concrete evidence
An asphalt
it's your own asphalt.
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"What can I get for you?" the bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer and one for the road."
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and orders, "I'll have a pint, please. And one for the road."
but she sure liked having her asphalt.
It's the word on the streets
...with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender "I'll take a drink, and one for the road."
It was her own dumb asphalt.
But it was his dumb asphalt
The bartender nods,
"and how about one for the road?"
He says to the bar tender: I want two drinks, one for me right now and one for the road.
One beer for me and one for the road.
A man walks into a bar carrying a chunk of asphalt.
To the bartender, he says, "I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road."
Because it's always the asphalt.
...and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer, and one for the road"
It was the *asphalt*.
The bartender asks, What can I get for ya?
The man says, A beer for me, and another for the road.
I guess it's my own dumb asphalt.
A beer please, and one for the road,
He says it's just a matter of cementics
An asphalt rifle
Solid joke right?
But it was his dumb asphalt
when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"
He says 2 beers one for me and one for the road.
Sexual Asphalt Charges.
It was the asphalt.
He said "I'll take two beers, one for me and one for the road"
When he built the roadway wrong?
It's not my asphalt, it's your asphalt.
Give me a beer.... and one for the road too.
Once on the ground, our flight attendant announced, "Well, folks, that wasn't my fault, and it wasn't the captain's fault, but it was definitely the as-phalt."
The passenger reactions were a mix of chuckles and groans.
Shoutout to our Southwest Airlines flight crew from BUR-LAS flight 4606, good job keeping things safe!
A roadworker walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
'I won't serve him!' He says, 'he's a cyclepath!'
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm he says, I'll have one for me and one for the road .
It wasn't my fault, it was my asphalt.
My dad pointed to it and said, That road goes to Hell. Know how you can tell? This is asphalt and that's good intentions.
Asphalt.
He said: "Two beers please, one for me and one for the road"
asphalt
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Thats your own asphalt
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