Aspect Jokes

Following is our collection of personality humor and part one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aspect puns for adults, dirty abilities jokes or clean detail gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aspect

I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives.

Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.

Doggie Style

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?


I just had a terrible dream. In a dystopian future, robots controlled every aspect of our lives.

Good thing my alarm woke me up.

What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?

The penne trait

A little boy asked his mother one day...

"Mother, is god a man or a woman?"

Mother thought about it, all the debates and political correctness and works... And replied

The boy went away in deep thoughts for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god black or white?"

She thought of the history and racial politics and stuff and replied

The boy again in deep thoughts went away for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god gay or straight?"

She thought of that aspect and replied

The little boy jumped with joy and exclaimed
"I got it! I got it! It's Michael Jackson!"

Note - It's not my joke, only sharing.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers?

They always go off on tangents in class.

Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants…

…mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What's Waluigi's favorite aspect of networking?


Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect:

You're always encountering new and interesting bugs.

Proper sanitation is an important aspect of one's life.

Some might say it's an essential COMMODE-ity

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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