Aspect Jokes
21 aspect jokes and hilarious aspect puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aspect that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Aspect Short Jokes
Short aspect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aspect humour may include short orientation jokes also.
- My ex was perfect in all aspects except that her armpits smelled Hands down the best girl I have known.
- I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.
- I just had a terrible dream. In a dystopian future, robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Good thing my alarm woke me up.
- What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
- Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants… …mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?
- What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects? You owe them an anthrapology
- Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs.
- Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline
- I think the people at Hallmark got some of the important aspects of movies and school mixed up... ...you usually only use formulas for math.
- I think the people at Hallmark got some of the aspects of good movies confused. You usually use formulas for math.
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Aspect One Liners
Which aspect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aspect? I can suggest the ones about stance and area.
- What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox.
- What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you? The penne trait
- What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class.
- What's Waluigi's favorite aspect of networking? Configuring the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHN
- What aspects of a man's life are most women unaware of? working
- Danes are the most humble people on earth... Also in this aspect we are the best!
- What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D
- why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D
Gather Around for Heartwarming Aspect Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about aspect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aspect pranks.
d**...
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it d**...?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, k**..., huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
Proper sanitation is an important aspect of one's life.
Some might say it's an essential COMMODE-ity
A little boy asked his mother one day...
"Mother, is god a man or a woman?"
Mother thought about it, all the debates and political correctness and works... And replied
"both".
The boy went away in deep thoughts for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god black or white?"
She thought of the history and racial politics and stuff and replied
"both".
The boy again in deep thoughts went away for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god gay or straight?"
She thought of that aspect and replied
"both".
The little boy jumped with joy and exclaimed
"I got it! I got it! It's Michael Jackson!"
Note - It's not my joke, only sharing.
