The Best 4 Aspartame Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aspartame jokes. There are some aspartame fanta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aspartame ounces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aspartame Jokes and Puns

So I was going through my brothers search history, when I found 'Pieces of gum kissing'

I guess its pretty aspar-tame

Ay boy, do you like sweet girls?

'Cause you can have the aspartame.

Is your name 1 gram of Dextrose with Maltodextrin, Aspartame, Phenylalanine?

Cuz you're as sweet as two teaspoons of sugar.

Does Coke Zero die when I drink it?

No, it lives on aspartame.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aspartame snort jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aspartame calorie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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