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It was just a spare, I guess.
In case your other agus breaks.
Asparagus...
Next time I'm just going to stir it with a straw like everybody else
with asparagus...
He certainly didn't asparagus.
Despairagus =/
Impairagus Repairagus
but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell
If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.
The respirator.
(My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)
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He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
"Honey, do you like Asparagus ?"
'No'
"Do you like soup ?"
'Not really, why are you asking ?'
"Because you may not like what I did..."
'What ? Did you make Asparagus Soup ? '
"No, I've slept with your sister"
I should of brought asparagus
Asparagus
It makes my pee taste funny
I have a flat tire
She has a keen sense of taste.
At least I have asparagus
One said to the other "I should have brought Asparagus."
Because the best puns come in pears.
(Original joke made up by me and my friend the other day as we were high and ate pineapple... the asparagus guy inspired me to share)
Asparagus
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
Asparaguys.
Asparaguys.
Asparagus
Asparagus.
A spare I guess. (asparagus)
I shoulda bought asparagus.
Asparagus...
Aspargi
They ran over a huge pothole and they blew a tire. One guy says to the other:
You should have brought asparagus
I should've brought asparagus...
Asparagus? (A spare I guess?)
Fred Asparagus. (I'm sorry, Holiday Inn was on TCM tonight.)
A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.
he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."
I should have brought asparagus.
A bean with aspirations of becoming a paintbrush.
I said I only need two emojis asparagus and peach. I mean Aubergene!
Aspiregus
The last one was just a spare, I guess.
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