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5 asp jokes and hilarious asp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?

I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.

What did the Egyptian p**... say to the Pharoah?

No asp play.

I killed a snake and tried to eat it for supper.

Now I've got Asp Burger syndrome.

What do you call a snake pit in an Egyptian barber shop?

A hairy asp hole.

Did you participate in Cleopatra's AMA?

It was an "Asp Me Anything"

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