The Best 8 Asmr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asmr jokes. There are some asmr sensory jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asmr manually puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asmr Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend just found out about my ASMR fetish...

...I came as soon as I heard.

What's the difference between Tay Zonday and ASMR videos?

Tay moves away from the mic to breathe in.

I don't get what the big deal is about having ASMR

Not being able to breath properly isn't very nice and anyway, you don't spell it like that.

ASMR Poem

She protecc,

She attacc,

She run tingles,

Down my bacc.

Are feminists into ASMR?

Because they seem to have so many triggers.


You familiar with ASMR?

It's when a country boy has difficulty breathing.

ASMR YouTubers see someone absolutely stunning

They be like "yeah I'd tap dat"

What did Ralph yell at the swine who enjoyed autonomous sensory meridian response?

Sucks to your ASMR, piggy!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asmr sensation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asmr stimulation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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