The Best 10 Askes Jokes

Following is our collection of Askes jokes which are very funny. There are some askes prestigious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these askes begs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Two homeless dudes sit on a park bench

One askes the other: Did you bring bread for the pigeons?
The other replies: No, I eat them without the bread.

A teacher asked her students to write an essay about " what would I do if I were CEO of a company"

She notices one of the kids is just looking out the window. So she askes him "Why are you not writing your essay?"

He answers :"I'm waiting for my secretary to come and type it for me"

Idk if this one's been said but here you go. A man goes to the library and askes for a book about the best way to commit suicide

The librarian says frick off I know your not gonna return it.

A priest is doing prayers for people.

A man walks up to the priest and askes "Will you please pray for my hearing?"

"Of course", replies the priest, and proceeds to cup his hands over the man's ears and says a prayer.

When he's done praying, the priest askes the man, "Well, how's your hearing now?"

The man replies, "I don't know. It's only on Wednesday."

A Welshman enters a game show....

A Welshman enters a game show, and he is given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, sheeps.
He chooses door # 1 and the host opens door #3 to reveal a sheep behind it.
The host askes, "Do you want to change your choice?"
To which the man replies, "Nay, I'm good."


Man gets excited at his doctors appointment...

The doctor askes why he's excited

The man says he just got diagnosed with daily sex

The doctor said no... It says dyslexia

A little girl goes to the violin teacher

When she opens the violin case, there is no violin but a tommy gun in it. The teacher is shocked, but the little girl is just giggling.

What so funny about this? the teacher askes her terrified.

You see, now my father is trying to rob the bank with a violin!

Talking to women

A newlywed man was talking with an old war veteran about what to excpect in his upcoming marriage. After talking about several different topics the veteran turns to the newlywed and says the most complicated thing that you will come across in marriage is communication. Puzzled the newlywed askes why that is so. The veteran explains by saying that talking to a woman is a lot like walking in a minefield. You hope its clear but you never know when you are going to set her off.

I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag...

and it doesn't match my outfit!!

A professor askes his fellow mathematician what he was going to have for the night.

He replied 2 things - 1.77245385091

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the askes asked jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working askes walks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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