Asked Jokes

• Short Asked Jokes
• Asked One Liners
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• Nobody Asked Jokes
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Best Short Asked Jokes

These are our top asked puns. Have fun with a good asked joke in English with simple asked humour.

1. A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
   Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?
2. What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
3. I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
   
4. As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn't* something trying to kill you... School is my answer
5. I saw a girl crying, so I asked her Where are your parents? and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
6. The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
   The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."
7. I asked my mum "How much is a couple?" "2 or 3" she replied.
   Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
8. People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
9. I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions Like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"
10. I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these asked jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of asked puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Asked One Liners

Which asked dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asked?

1. I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years I don't have 2020 vision
2. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
   
3. I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay They arrested me
4. Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing... It's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"
5. I asked my mom if by any chance i was adopted ? She said - why would we choose you..
6. If We're Going to Arm the Teachers All I ask is that the librarians get silencers
7. I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay. They arrested me.
8. I asked my North korean friend how it was there He said he couldnt complain
9. What start with a W, and has 3 letters, but ends with a T I'm not asking
10. What does idk stand for? I've asked lots of people but nobody seems to know.
11. My wife asked if I could stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe
12. How do you get a group of loud Canadians to leave a party? You ask them.
13. I usually ask people what LGBTQ means. I never get a straight answer.
14. Today my son asked me, Dad are we pyromaniacs? I replied: yes, we arson.
15. Two Karens are having lunch together The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"

Whatever Who Asked Jokes

Here is a list of funny whatever who asked jokes and even better whatever who asked puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?" "Whatever means necessary," she replied.
  "No it doesn't," I said.
• My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to
• I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were? I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."
• My wife is fed up with my constant stream jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?!" She shot back, "Whatever means necessary!!" I chuckled, "No it doesn't!"
• So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?
  Wife: whatever means necessary.
  Me: ...? No it doesn't.
• So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".
• A guy walks into a bar.. ..and orders a Jack Daniels with coke. The bartender asks if Pepsi is okay. "Whatever, sure" says the guy. So, the bartender mixes a Pepsi with coke for him.
• Grandma said I she'd knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn... So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
• A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table... "Mom?"
  "Yes, honey?"
  "I can be whatever I want to be right?"
  "Yes, dear."
  "Then can I be a carnivore?"
  "...Eat your vegetables."
• Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, "what does your Father do"?
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  Student :" Whatever Mom Says"

Nobody Asked Jokes

Here is a list of funny nobody asked jokes and even better nobody asked puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've asked thousands of people what LGBTQ+ stands for. Nobody has given me a straight answer.
• The German dream The teacher is talking about the American Dream in class and then asks the one German kid if they had a German dream. He responds, "We did, but nobody liked it."
• Whenever I'm asked "What happened in 1492?", people are always surprised by my answer. Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".
• I asked so many people what LGBTQ+ means Nobody gave me a straight answer.
• I've been asking people what LGBTQ means.... Nobody will give me a straight answer
• I keep asking people what IDK stands for But nobody seems to know...
• A termite walks into a bar... He waits and waits and nobody appears. He turns to a termite next to him and asks him, "Hey, is the bar tender here?". The second termite says, "Yeah. It's okay".
• I asked my girlfriend to get me a newspaper... She said, "Nobody uses newspapers anymore use my iPad" and she was right, that spider died in one swing!
• So a girl once asked me... "Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."
  So I came over. And nobody was home.
• When people ask me where I got my well drawn tattoo, their always suprised when I say i got it in Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Witty Asked Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

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