Following is our collection of dudes humor and widescreen one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asians puns for adults, dirty rincoln jokes or clean hispanics gags for kids.
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The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
They vote
the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
Their dogs can't eat their homework.
But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Are you aware that 80% of asians have Cataracts.
The rest drive Rincolns.
because their future is so bright
Me: There are asian gangs too
My mom: And they're called study groups!
A new study conducted on Asians shows that the long held to be true stereotype is partially false. In fact, only 50% of Asians have small penises.
The other 50% are women.
When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun
Because it's a stereo type
He leaves asians hanging
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
It was a Thai.
and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Obama says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Obama laughs and leans toward the Saudi. "It's because it takes place in the future..."
The other half drive Lincolns
Pirates
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
The 10th one has a Mercedes
... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
They get very disoriented.
Person 1: If you drop your phone into some water, fill a bag with rice and put the phone in the bag and sit it on the kitchen bench overnight.
During the night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your broken electronics.
Person 2: Dude, that's not how it works. They would eat the rice too.
Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.
It was wrong on so many levels
At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
Because nukes are so bright
Riceist
At night, the rice will attract Asians who will come and fix your phone for you.
I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down
"I am not Master Akira"
When their dog dies
A professor asks his students "If i told you that 90% of Asians end up not getting married , Will you believe that statement ? "
A student rises up and answers "Yes"
Professor "Why would you believe that ?"
Student "Because Asians are smart"
Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
If you drop your phone in water, just leave it in a bag of rice over night.
The rice attracts Asians who will come fix it for you.
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
But that's just stereo typing.
...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone.
They don't know how to drive.
two wongs don't make a white
Because I'm white and they're always wong
Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
2.
1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
It was a Thai.
Then someone said put it in rice... BUT WHY?... The rice attracts asians which secretly repair your phone at night...
Some Asians viewing their group photos
Our parents do.
Because it has running, shooting, and stealing. That one always cracks me up!
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we aren't allowed to own slaves anymore! Haha!
What do you call asians after a nuclear bomb attack?
Rice Krispies! Hahaha!
What can't you play UNO with a mexican?
Because they will always steal the green cards! Hahaha!
Ok, I pretty much made jokes about all the races I could think of, so there, we can all enjoy some laughs while all being offended!
You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.
1. Doctor
2. Lawyer
3. Engineer
4. Shame of family
They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi ambassador says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen here in America."
President Trump says, "Well your excellency, anything I can do to help you?"
The Saudi whispers "My son watches your show *Star Trek* and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Trump smiles and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back: "Well, Star Trek takes place in the future."
Or you might call them Asians
Because they can't drive and every time they walk on a golf course a cop tries to put a hole in one
The cauc.
Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number
I heard they love lice
and wrincolns, and Hondas
If they're so rich, why are they from Singapoor?
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
They're just disoriented.
Cataracts
Because it's bowring
I'm sorry
2...that's if they are small enough.
A riceist
Laotians
The kind you see drifting in Tokyo Drift, and the other you see drifting around roundabouts.
The other 50% drive rinkins.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
A: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
A: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
Its a slippery slope
...it will attract Asians who will fix fix the phone.
Specifically, he tells you to meet him at a Tokyo restaurant and to wear an Asian costume.
When you ask him what exactly you need to wear an Asian costume for, he says:
"I want us to be secret Asians."
The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian"
Put it in a bowl of rice, at night it will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Driving
Well... that's how we Asians see things.
Because Asians never fail tests!
She really can't tell White from Wong.
It's called Crazy Reach Asians
They prefer rincolns
A n00dle.
P.S : probably funnier to Asians like me.
So blind people can hate 'em too
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