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The bouncer asks "What kind of Asian are you?"
The man answers "I am Caucasian"
Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
A new study conducted on Asians shows that the long held to be true stereotype is partially false. In fact, only 50% of Asians have small penises.
The other 50% are women.
the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
Are you aware that 80% of asians have Cataracts.
The rest drive Rincolns.
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
They vote
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone.
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If you drop your phone in water, just leave it in a bag of rice over night.
The rice attracts Asians who will come fix it for you.
because their future is so bright
Because it's bowring
I'm sorry
Me: There are asian gangs too
My mom: And they're called study groups!
I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down
The other half drive Lincolns
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Laotians
Pirates
...it will attract Asians who will fix fix the phone.
Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
A riceist
But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.
The other 50% drive rinkins.
2.
1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
At night, the rice will attract Asians who will come and fix your phone for you.
A professor asks his students "If i told you that 90% of Asians end up not getting married , Will you believe that statement ? "
A student rises up and answers "Yes"
Professor "Why would you believe that ?"
Student "Because Asians are smart"
... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
and wrincolns, and Hondas
At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
Because nukes are so bright
When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
A: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
A: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
Driving
Because it's a stereo type
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
Its a slippery slope
Our parents do.
You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.
It was a Thai.
1. Doctor
2. Lawyer
3. Engineer
4. Shame of family
They're just disoriented.
They don't know how to drive.
I heard they love lice
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
2...that's if they are small enough.
It was a Thai.
Riceist
Person 1: If you drop your phone into some water, fill a bag with rice and put the phone in the bag and sit it on the kitchen bench overnight.
During the night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your broken electronics.
Person 2: Dude, that's not how it works. They would eat the rice too.
The kind you see drifting in Tokyo Drift, and the other you see drifting around roundabouts.
But that's just stereo typing.
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.
When their dog dies
Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.
It was wrong on so many levels
Specifically, he tells you to meet him at a Tokyo restaurant and to wear an Asian costume.
When you ask him what exactly you need to wear an Asian costume for, he says:
"I want us to be secret Asians."
They get very disoriented.
Their dogs can't eat their homework.
The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
Put it in a bowl of rice, at night it will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
two wongs don't make a white
A n00dle.
P.S : probably funnier to Asians like me.
Or you might call them Asians
The 10th one has a Mercedes
Then someone said put it in rice... BUT WHY?... The rice attracts asians which secretly repair your phone at night...
Some Asians viewing their group photos
They prefer rincolns
"I am not Master Akira"
They rike rexuses
Because they can't drive and every time they walk on a golf course a cop tries to put a hole in one
Well... that's how we Asians see things.
One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.
If they're so rich, why are they from Singapoor?
Cuz at night it will attract asians to fix your electronics.
Cataracts
Because I'm white and they're always wong
He leaves asians hanging
That's why the Asians are on top.
Because Asians never fail tests!
The cauc.
Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
They're both crushed Asians.
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