Asian Wong Jokes
40 asian wong jokes and hilarious asian wong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asian wong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asian Wong Short Jokes
Short asian wong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian wong humour may include short don wong jokes also.
- Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames? Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
- Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number - My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
- A man walks onto a bus full of asian people dressed as skeletons and asks: I'm trying to get to manchester, is this the wight bus or the wong bus?
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Asian Wong One Liners
Which asian wong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian wong? I can suggest the ones about wong name and bad asian.
- There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs It was Wong on so many levels
- Id never make fun of an asian pilot I think its just plane wong
- I met a blonde Asian today. His name was Som Ting Wong
- An Asian man walked into a bar, clearly distraught Bartender says, "Why the Wong face?"
- I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy. It was Wong on so many levels.
- 3 years ago an Asianic plane crashed. The news station told me there was Sum Ting Wong...
- So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
A: Sum-Ting Wong - What did the asian man say when he saw a dog. I am wong ting it for dinner.
- What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong
- What do you call an Asian in an elevator wong on so many levels
- What did the asian parents call their r**... son? Sum ting wong
- Why do asians hate arguing with me Because I'm white and they're always wong
- I pushed and Asian down some stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.
- I had s**... with an Asian girl in an elevator It was wong on so many levels
- Trying to find an Asian girl I'm just looking for love in all the Wong places
Asian Wong Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about asian wong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asian girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian wong pranks.
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The trouble with having an Asian f**... AND a f**......
You're bound to get off on the Wong foot.
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A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby...
Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had been made, because, as he put it, "Two Wongs don't make a white."
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What did the asian couple name their black baby?
Sum sing wong
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So I had s**... with this Asian girl the other day...
She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming "Wong h**...! Wong h**...!"
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Does anyone remember when they dragged the Asian man off the flight?
I think that was just plane Wong.
California Census
When California was determining its census rules, a law similar to the three fifths compromise was considered, under which two Asian Americans would be counted the same as one caucasian.
The law was rejected, because the lawmakers all agreed that two Wongs don't make a white.