Asian Parents Jokes
48 asian parents jokes and hilarious asian parents puns to laugh out loud. Read ethnic jokes about asian parents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Asian Parents Short Jokes
Short asian parents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian parents humour may include short asian father jokes also.
- An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says:
"You bring great Shamus to this family." - I was kicked out of the house by my Asian parents because I got an O for my blood test instead of an A+.
I thought of this joke myself, but I'm not sure if someone else made it earlier than me. - Why do Asian parents want their children to have high grades? Because they're Asian, not Bsian nor Csian.
- being an asian kid is tough, i got frowned by my parents because i got B+ for my test
it was blood test - I have met every single person in the world But I still haven't met the expectations of my Asian parents
- What did the asian parents say to their son the before a test? Study Ying
I don't know if this joke is original or not. - When he got home from the doctor, why was the Asian youth beaten by his parents? He got a B+ on his blood test.
- I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. "Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"
- Why during her implantation die the young girl does Asian? When being possible, "to go because of A, why go because of B, because her parents said"!
- I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs.
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Asian Parents One Liners
Which asian parents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian parents? I can suggest the ones about asian dad and asian people.
- Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests.
- My Asian friend had a blood test His parents nearly disowned him when he got B+
- Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do.
- Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian kid? Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
- Why don't Asian parents like Hamlet? Because the monologue should be "To A or not to A"
- Why don't Asian parents like Shakespeare? Because it should be to A or not to A.
- I have average Asian parents, which means..... I have mean parents!
- Two Asian parents gave birth to a child 2 months prematurely. They named him,"Sudden Lee"
- How do Asian parents name their children? They throw cutlery down the stairs.
- Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents.
- What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents? Juana Sum Peeksa.
- I told my Asian parents that i am Asexual They were disappointed that i wasn't A+s**....
- What did the asian parents call their r**... son? Sum ting wong
Asian Parents Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about asian parents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mean asian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian parents pranks.
I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.
I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.
Being Asian at the Olympics
Child: Wins Bronze
Parent: Could have won silver
Child: Wins Silver
Parent: Could have won gold
Child: Wins Gold
Parent: Could have broken the World Record (WR)
Child: Broke WR
Parent: Could have been a Doctor
Graduation unlike before
2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.
My parents are so Asian they spanked me after I came home with a B- in my report card full of straight As
The worst part was that it was my blood type
Why do you never see Asian cops in the US?
Because Asian parents hold their children to high standards
I never understood why dead people were referred to as "late"
until I came home drunk at 2 am to my asian parents.
Why could the inventors of the airplane not gave had asian parents?
Because everyone knows two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Asian Parents
What is the only class Asian parents have to be ok with their kids not passing?
Drivers Ed
Think Asian parents are demanding when it comes to grades?
You should see black dads on paternity tests
Having immigrated at 1 and been raised in Los Angeles
by two hard-working first generation Korean parents,
I still struggle with insecurities, some of which are
worsened by deeply ingrained Asian stereotypes from my past.
Just the other week, my Caucasian friend Jessie and I hit the links
and I tee off 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.
Then he tees off, and his ball hits
an 8 year old boy in the back of the head
\-- killing him instantly.
So I'm like "Oh. My. God.
Who's the bad driver now!?"
Dinner with Girlfriends parents..
Ambitious boyfriend visits a chemist store to buy some condoms for the evening..
The store owner recommends him some new flavoured and textured codoms and the guy talks at length with him on the evolution of condoms and finally buys a pack of six..
Upon reaching his girlfriends place in the evening he is introduced to his GFs father.
He bows down before him as a mark of respect and is in that position for sometime
"I didnt know you believed in the asian custom of bowing" says his GF.
In a nervous murmur, he exclaims "I didnt know that your father was a chemist!"
So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school
The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims "If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."
The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says "If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."
The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes "If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."
The next day they're all at lunch and the same thing happens, only they all kill themselves once they've opened they're lunch box and see the same food.
The asian girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her rice for lunch again!"
The african american girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her chicken again!"
The blonde girls parents look puzzled and say "I don't know what her problem was, she packed her own lunch."
