Asian Jokes

Funniest Asian Short Jokes

Short asian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian humour may include short asian food jokes also.

1. What Asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
2. I think my family is racist ​
   I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and my wife and kids were very rude to her.
3. My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him.
4. I think my wife is racist. I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and now my wife isn't talking to me.
5. Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said "You're a lot like a math exam."
   I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"
   She said, "No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."
6. Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste! It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
   It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.
7. Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
8. How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people? Use a Geiger counter
   *Cr
9. I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
10. My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said "Dad I'm gay" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, "why not Gay+"

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Asian One Liners

Which asian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian? I can suggest the ones about cataracts and asian girl.

1. My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
2. COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
3. I once thought I had a japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian.
4. My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
5. Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
   Asian Keanu gets bored.
   Asian Keanu Reeves.
6. What do you call a rich asian? Cha Ching
7. I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China" It was her made-in name
8. I had a race with an Asian today It was a thai
9. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
10. Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.
11. What language do Asian Karen's speak? Demandarin.
12. Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!
13. What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice
14. How Long Is An Asian Name. Yes it is.
15. What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation.

Asian People Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian people jokes and even better asian people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
• I respect all people Black people
  Asian people
  And normal people
• What do asians call people that fly planes? Pirates
• Asian people are pretty cool If only they could see that..
• What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces.
• When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?
• Why don't Asian people play bowling? Because in their country it's boring
• Everything is a choice. Black people can choose to get offended by black slurs,Asian people can choose to get offended by Asian slurs,White people can choose to get offended by black slurs.
• A man walks onto a bus full of asian people dressed as skeletons and asks: I'm trying to get to manchester, is this the wight bus or the wong bus?
• LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone.
  Tried, tested, true

Asian Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian name jokes and even better asian name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Met a 16 year old Asian girl last night. Her name was Tu Yung
• An Asian doctor, SEAL, and astronaut walks into a bar His name is Jonny Kim. Please don't let my mother know about him.
• How Long Is An Asian Name It wasn't a question, hence the missing question mark. How Long really is an Asian name!
• My Asian friend got his Jewish wife pregnant. I guess "Cha Ching" wasn't an appropriate name suggestion
• I'm proud to be a Asian descent, with my family name Chao. When we have family gatherings… It's completely Chaos!
• I met an Asian chick with 1 leg Her name is Irene
• I have an Asian cat. Her name is Mi Yao.
• I met a blonde Asian today. His name was Som Ting Wong
• I don't always use a fake, Asian-sounding name... ...but when I do, I prefer "Dosekisu."
• An Asian buffet manager started looking for new staff... Her name was Hai-Ling Nao.

Asian Wong Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian wong jokes and even better asian wong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs It was Wong on so many levels
• Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames? Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
• Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book?
  Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number
• Id never make fun of an asian pilot I think its just plane wong
• My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
• An Asian man walked into a bar, clearly distraught Bartender says, "Why the Wong face?"
• I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy. It was Wong on so many levels.
• 3 years ago an Asianic plane crashed. The news station told me there was Sum Ting Wong...
• So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
  A: Sum-Ting Wong
• What did the asian man say when he saw a dog. I am wong ting it for dinner.

Asian Driving Jokes

Here is a list of funny asian driving jokes and even better asian driving puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive
• I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln.
• An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
  "Sir i belive you have a cataract"
  "Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"
• What do rich, blind, Asians drive? Cataracts
• An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts."
  Asian man: "No I drive a honda."
• What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving
• Why don't Asians drive Mercedes? Because they hate the thought of a C-class.
• There's an asian, a jew, a black, and a mexican in a car. Who's driving? Google.
• "When you saw an Asian woman driving, you should have moved a bit away from the road", Said the doctor to an injured man.
  Injured man: "What road? I was napping on a bench in a park"
• I'm Half Asian, Half Black. I Steal Cars But Don't Drive Them.

Comical Asian Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about asian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asian father jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian pranks.