Asian Guy Jokes
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Funniest Asian Guy Short Jokes
Short asian guy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian guy humour may include short asian girl jokes also.
- Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
- So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
- Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!
- Asian guy goes to a eye doctor After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"
- To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?
- What do you call an asian guy who is talking on an active electric shock giving chair? current lee speaking
- A black guy, a asian guy and a hispanic dude are all in a car, who is the driver? >!The police officer !<
- an asian and caucasion guy are hitting on the same girl in a bar. after a while asian guy is left with a job in his hand.
- Bar joke In a bar there was a black guy , an asian , a mexican , a native american and a regular guy
- What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!
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Asian Guy One Liners
Which asian guy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian guy? I can suggest the ones about asian dad and asian people.
- As an East Asian guy, I constantly get asked what's my background It's Windows standard.
- What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee
- What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented.
- There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs It was Wong on so many levels
- What does Asian guy call the dog? HotDof
- What do you call an Asian guy who's always precise? Exact-Lee
- I met a half asian half white guy today... He was aight.
- I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy. It was Wong on so many levels.
- I met this Chinese guy who lives in Croatia He's a Cro-Asian
- What's the shakey Asian guy's name? Park-yin Son
- I once knew a guy named Dapeng Nguyen. He was the first Asian-Antarctican.
- Did you hear about that skinny asian guy that won poker?
- Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out.
- What do you call an Asian guy with a video recorder? Phil Ming.
- What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS
Comical Asian Guy Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about asian guy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asian father jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian guy pranks.
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One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail.
The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail.
The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail.
So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"
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What do you call a gay white guy in korea
c**...-asian
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Name Jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel p**...? Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and has a shovel in his head? Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a can of paint? Hugh
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lays on a grill? Frank. What's his wife's name? Patty
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. What if she's Asian? Irene
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits on a swing? Anything you want, what's he really going to do about it?
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What do you call a asian and a black guy??
A math problem.
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My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams...
I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy.
My favorite joke that my grandfather would tell me
A contractor is about to build a house and he needs help. He hires a white guy to get the wood, a black guy to take care of the blueprints and permits, and an Asian guy to take of getting the supplies. At the end of the day they meet up, the white guy has all the wood, the black guy has gotten everything approved and the blue prints ready, but the Asian man is no where to be found. After searching the site they find a big pile of supplies. As the approach the pile they here a rustling. They get closer and closer until the Asian man jumps out and yells SUPPLIES!!!!!
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I asked an Asian girl for her number
She said, "s**...! s**...! s**...! Free s**... tonight!"
I said, "Wow.."
Her friend said, "She meant 6663629".
Found this joke on Facebook, so I thought I'd share with you guys :)
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What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic?
Task Oriental.
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What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common?
They both love an e**...
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Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death?
He was unbereaveable.
What are some good Asian jokes you know?
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
White guy, asian guy and black guy...
A white guy and asian guy and a black guy are in a plane that crashes, and they all end up on a beach on a deserted island. They devise a plan to get prepared, knowing that it could be awhile until they are found. They decide the white guy is going to find food, the black guy is going to build the shelter, and the asian guy is going to find supplies. So the white guy goes off, finds berries and bananas, comes back to find the black guy is finishing off the shelter for them to stay in. They can't find the asian guy anywhere, so they start their search. After a couple minutes and a bit of distance away from the shelter they hear rumbling in the bushes. They take a step back, scared .... and all of the sudden, the asian guy jumps out of the bushes, and yells.... SUPPLIES.
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A guy just told me "All asians are ninjas"
I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down
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What do you call a gay Asian guy?
Rice-a-Roni
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Japanese man are hired at a construction site.
The foreman says to the Italian "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Asian "You're in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while." Later when the foreman returns he sees Nothing's done. He says to the Italian "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" "I no gotta broom. You tella da guy he inna charge of a supplies, but he go an I could no finda him!" Then asks the Scot "Didn't I tell you to shovel?" "Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. I canna find where the supplies man is aboot!" The foreman is really angry now and storms off looking for the Asian. Just then the Japanese guy springs out and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.
I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.
Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.
I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.
I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'
Dinner with Girlfriends parents..
Ambitious boyfriend visits a chemist store to buy some condoms for the evening..
The store owner recommends him some new flavoured and textured codoms and the guy talks at length with him on the evolution of condoms and finally buys a pack of six..
Upon reaching his girlfriends place in the evening he is introduced to his GFs father.
He bows down before him as a mark of respect and is in that position for sometime
"I didnt know you believed in the asian custom of bowing" says his GF.
In a nervous murmur, he exclaims "I didnt know that your father was a chemist!"
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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?
A Brojob.
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If a blonde and an Asian guy fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first?
The Asian guy because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
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Why have Asian-American guys had hard-ons for the past 10 months?
It's an e**... Year
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r**... give head so good
I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after.
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Did you hear about the Asian guy eating uncooked food?
One could say he was...
Raw d**...' it
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Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough?
I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!
Flight back home
Guy was boarding a plane to go back home from a business trip.
As he was boarding another passenger asks him: "our flight looks full what do you think they will do??"
The Asian man flying back home says "beats me"
Did you know Tinder has different difficulties?
Here's how to unlock Tinder's different difficulties.
Easy mode: be a white girl
Intermediate mode: be a white guy
Hard mode: be anything else
God mode: be an Asian male
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What's the scariest thing about an Asian guy in prison?
His badge and gun
I met a Chinese guy at a party and told him, Do I know you? Are you Chris Chen?
He said, No. I'm Eric. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No, I meant do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
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An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
