Asian Girl Jokes
50 asian girl jokes and hilarious asian girl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asian girl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asian Girl Short Jokes
Short asian girl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian girl humour may include short asian guy jokes also.
- My friend that only dates asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him.
- Why during her implantation die the young girl does Asian? When being possible, "to go because of A, why go because of B, because her parents said"!
- What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock* - I got great life advice from the old asian lady at the massage parlor "If you want Happy Ending, don't pick young pretty girl."
- an asian and caucasion guy are hitting on the same girl in a bar. after a while asian guy is left with a job in his hand.
- There is an Asian girl at work named Kelly. It is taking everything I have not to ask her if it is pronounced Kerry.
- David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang He wrote a song about it.
"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"
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Asian Girl One Liners
Which asian girl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian girl? I can suggest the ones about asian people and chinese asian.
- I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China" It was her made-in name
- Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere.
- Met a 16 year old Asian girl last night. Her name was Tu Yung
- Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it.
- What Do Batteries And Asian Girls Have in Common? They both come in double AA.
- What do you call calling out an asian girl's size A cup? Flattery
- Better flavoured coco nut What's white, sticky, and Asian girls love it?
Sticky Rice - What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents? Juana Sum Peeksa.
- This girl in my class is so Asian she gets A's on everything... even on her bra size.
- Asian girls are great and all...
- What do you call a t**... with two Asian girls? A Winn/Winn situation.
- I had s**... with an Asian girl in an elevator It was wong on so many levels
- Trying to find an Asian girl I'm just looking for love in all the Wong places
Cheerful Fun Asian Girl Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about asian girl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad asian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian girl pranks.
Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them...
The girls were running trough the city and went into one of those fruit/ vegetables' market to hide, and find 3 bag of potatoes big enough for them to hide inside.
After a while, one cop that is looking for them finds the bags, and realize that they're kind of weird... So he approaches and kicks the first potatoe's bag, with the asian girl inside...
The asian girl, quickly respond the kick with barking noises: ruff ruff
"Oh... These are just a few dogs!", says the cop.
He then approaches to the second potatoe's bag, with the redhead inside, and kicks it as well.
"Meow... Meow", the redhead answers.
"Oh... These are just a few cats!", says the cop.
Finally, he gets close to the third potatoe's bag, with the blondie inside, and kicks it too.
The voice inside the bags respond:
"Potatoes".
So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school
The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims "If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."
The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says "If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."
The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes "If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."
The next day they're all at lunch and the same thing happens, only they all kill themselves once they've opened they're lunch box and see the same food.
The asian girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her rice for lunch again!"
The african american girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her chicken again!"
The blonde girls parents look puzzled and say "I don't know what her problem was, she packed her own lunch."
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What's black and blue and doesn't like having s**...?
The little asian girl locked in my closet.
A Blonde, A Brunette and an Asian were stuck on an Island...
and a genie came out and said, "each one of you have to tell me a truth, if you lie, I will make you disappear!"
The Asian proceeded to say, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"
Puff! She disappeared.
The Brunette then said, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"
Puff! She disappeared.
The Blonde, having witnessed this, got scared and nervously said, "I think..."
Puff!
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if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first?
The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions.
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I asked an Asian girl for her number
She said, "s**...! s**...! s**...! Free s**... tonight!"
I said, "Wow.."
Her friend said, "She meant 6663629".
Found this joke on Facebook, so I thought I'd share with you guys :)
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An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar.
She says ***"s**... s**... s**..., free s**... tonight!"*** Apparently she was giving me her number.
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So I had s**... with this Asian girl the other day...
She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming "Wong h**...! Wong h**...!"
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I dated a half Asian girl
Her mom was Korean
Her dad was Korean
Her legs got ripped off in the car accident.
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I'm dating a half-Asian girl.
Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident.
- Dan Mintz
Did you know Tinder has different difficulties?
Here's how to unlock Tinder's different difficulties.
Easy mode: be a white girl
Intermediate mode: be a white guy
Hard mode: be anything else
God mode: be an Asian male
Three kids walk into a classroom...
The White girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 45 minutes
The Asian girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 35 minutes
The Mexican girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 5 minutes
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My friend met an 2 girls, one was Asian.
What's your number? my friend asked the Asian girl
Free s**..., s**..., free s**... tonight, she responded
My friend's jaw dropped
The other girl responded, that's just her number, don't get too excited.
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Chung Hoi
A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have s**... with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"
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I had s**... with an Asian girl yesterday
Or as I like to call it, busting out the fine china
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I finally fulfilled a life long dream and had s**... with an Asian girl!
It was really good, but two hours later I was h**... again....
