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Funniest Asian Food Short Jokes

Short asian food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian food humour may include short chinese food jokes also.

  1. I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
  2. I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
  3. Asian stereotype joke An Asian man walks up to a fast food restaurant for takeout.
    He says "Flied lice please."
    He leaves but comes back a minute later
    "This is fried rice, I ordered flied lice."
  4. My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. "She must cook great Asian food by now."
    "Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."
  5. Some new friends of mine were looking through the photos on my phone... They saw a ton of pictures of food, and the occasional pictures of my dog. And then they asked if I was Asian!

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Asian Food One Liners

Which asian food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian food? I can suggest the ones about thai food and japanese food.

  1. Why do Beginner Chefs cook only Asian food? They need to Wok before they can run.
  2. Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park
  3. What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen
  4. Where does asian food go to fight to the death? The Ramen Colosseum.
  5. Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.
  6. I love my neighbor's asian food She pays me to walk him, and he's so fluffy and adorable
  7. What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza? Crust-Asian.
  8. Why do everyone suddenly invest in Asian food stocks? Because they're on the rice
  9. What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food? Tie food
  10. What does a moth eat when it wants Asian food? plaid tie.
  11. What's a southeast asian's favorite food? Agent orange chicken
  12. Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
    A: Sum Yung Gi.
  13. I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet.
  14. What do you call a hostile f**... often found in Asian food? A shiitaking mushroom

Howlingly Hilarious Asian Food Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about asian food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean korean food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian food pranks.

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?'
He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.'
Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
I say, 'Sem Ting.'"

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."

An American, Russian, and Asian are stranded on a desert island...

... They decide in order to survive they will have to work together and plan on splitting up the day's work.
The Russian was tasked with building a hut, the American was to search for food, while the Asian was to search for supplies.
Each sets off in their separate directions.
The Russian builds an excellent hut, complete with a floor and a waterproof roof. It was sturdy and comfortable.
The American soon returns with enough food for a feast. He has handfuls of fruit, fish, shrimp, coconuts, and all enough to last for weeks.
After complimenting each others work they notice that the Asian is no where to be seen with the supplies. As the night grew on they decided it would be best to search for the man in case he had gotten into some danger.
They searched for hours through the jungle until they came to a large clearing. In the middle was a giant rock, they wonder if he had gone to collect supplies by the rock and approach it cautiously.
Once at the rock the Asian quickly jumps out, raises his hands in the air, and yells, "Supplies"!

An American, Russian, and Asian are stranded on a desert island…

… They decide in order to survive they will have to work together and plan on splitting up the day's work.
The Russian was tasked with building a hut, the American was to search for food, while the Asian was to search for supplies.
Each sets off in their separate directions.
The Russian builds an excellent hut, complete with a floor and a waterproof roof. It was sturdy and comfortable.
The American soon returns with enough food for a feast. He has handfuls of fruit, fish, shrimp, coconuts, and all enough to last for weeks.
After complimenting each others work they notice that the Asian is no where to be seen with the supplies. As the night grew on they decided it would be best to search for the man in case he had gotten into some danger.
They searched for hours through the jungle until they came to a large clearing. In the middle was a giant rock, they wonder if he had gone to collect supplies by the rock and approach it cautiously.
Once at the rock the Asian quickly jumps out, raises his hands in the air, and yells, Supplies !

So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school

The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims "If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."
The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says "If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."
The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes "If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."
The next day they're all at lunch and the same thing happens, only they all kill themselves once they've opened they're lunch box and see the same food.
The asian girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her rice for lunch again!"
The african american girls parents cry "If only we didn't pack her chicken again!"
The blonde girls parents look puzzled and say "I don't know what her problem was, she packed her own lunch."

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A panda bear walks into a bar...

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich.
The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a p**..., kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop.
The panda bear asks, What do you want?
The bartender replies, First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.
The panda bear turns around and says, Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!
The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read:
Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

A Hispanic man, a European man, and an Asian man are put on a deserted island

They are told that they will be rescued in 24 hours, provided they have proved their survival skills.
The Hispanic man is in charge of building a shelter, the European man is in charge of finding food, and the Asian man is in charge of finding supplies.
The three men go their separate ways to complete their tasks.
24 hours later, the rescue team comes back to the island in the hopes of seeing that the three men can prove their survival skills.
The Hispanic man takes the rescue team to his shelter that he built, and the rescue team is pleased with his work.
The European man takes the rescue team to his stash of food that he has accumulated, and the rescue team is pleased with his work.
However, the Asian man with his supplies is nowhere to be found.
The rescue team walks around the island, searching for the Asian man and the supplies he was supposed to find, when suddenly the Asian man jumps out of the bushes and yells SUPPLIES!

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A big earthquake hits the Middle East...

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending Supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the Infrastructure. Canada is sending medical teams And supplies.
GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, Is sending two million replacement Muslims.

White guy, asian guy and black guy...

A white guy and asian guy and a black guy are in a plane that crashes, and they all end up on a beach on a deserted island. They devise a plan to get prepared, knowing that it could be awhile until they are found. They decide the white guy is going to find food, the black guy is going to build the shelter, and the asian guy is going to find supplies. So the white guy goes off, finds berries and bananas, comes back to find the black guy is finishing off the shelter for them to stay in. They can't find the asian guy anywhere, so they start their search. After a couple minutes and a bit of distance away from the shelter they hear rumbling in the bushes. They take a step back, scared .... and all of the sudden, the asian guy jumps out of the bushes, and yells.... SUPPLIES.

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

Donald Trump...

-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
-Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
-Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
-The rest of the world is in shock.
-Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
-Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
-Latin American countries are sending clothing.
-New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
-The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
-Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
-President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

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Did you hear about the Asian guy eating uncooked food?

One could say he was...
Raw d**...' it

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I'm opening a Russian/Asian fusion restaurant.

It's just Asian food but halfway through your meal you get smoked with nerve gas.

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What kind of food loves to get n**...?

A n00dle.
P.S : probably funnier to Asians like me.

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"Your one and only job is to supply the miners"

The foreman told the asian man before leaving the job site.
Upon the foreman's return a week later he noticed one of the job site workers lackadaisically lounging in the sun.
"Hey Bob! How are ya? Why arent you workin boy?" said the foreman.
"Im too hungry to work. That c**... aint been around much. Been poppin up here and there but no food in sight"
The foreman continued further into the worksite and the responses were similar across the board.
Puzzled. The foreman turned the corner towards the work barracks when suddenly; out of no where the c**... jumped out from behind a barrel and yelled.
"Supplies!"

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It's strange disliking Chinese food while having an Asian f**...

I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese

I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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My Asian waiter just handed my food to the wrong customer because he's racist and thinks all white people look the same.

Wait, nevermind. That wasn't my waiter.

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