Asian Father Jokes
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- A young Asian boy comes home with his homework He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE - I'm dating a half asian girl Her mom is Japanese.
Her father is Japanese.
Her legs were ripped off in a car accident - The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a "B". "B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
- Why do Asian Women have small breast If They Have Anything Lower Than an A Their Father Beats Them.
- An Asian family went to the doctor for some blood tests The father asked, "What is my son's blood type?"
The doctor said, "B."
He glared at his son. "I am very disappointed in you." - Why was the Asian father disappointed with their newborn child? He found out their blood type is A-.
- I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian h**.... It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.
- Why did the uptight asian father send his kid to a different dentist? Because they recommended for his son to use o**... B.
- What's the difference between a Father's Day gift and an Asian h**... ? The latter is a tie you'll actually wear
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Asian Father One Liners
Which asian father one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian father? I can suggest the ones about asian guy and daughter father.
- If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long
- What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!
- My father is Irish and my mother is Chinese, so I guess you could say... I'm "Cork-Asian"
- What do you call a southeast Asian father? Thai dad
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After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
Doctor" he said "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset that my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine.
Nonsense" the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.
It isn't possible" the man insisted. "We're pure Asian".
"Well" said the doctor "let me ask you this. How often do you have s**...?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only make love once or twice a month.
There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust".
Dinner with Girlfriends parents..
Ambitious boyfriend visits a chemist store to buy some condoms for the evening..
The store owner recommends him some new flavoured and textured codoms and the guy talks at length with him on the evolution of condoms and finally buys a pack of six..
Upon reaching his girlfriends place in the evening he is introduced to his GFs father.
He bows down before him as a mark of respect and is in that position for sometime
"I didnt know you believed in the asian custom of bowing" says his GF.
In a nervous murmur, he exclaims "I didnt know that your father was a chemist!"