Asian Driving Jokes
63 asian driving jokes and hilarious asian driving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asian driving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asian Driving Short Jokes
Short asian driving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian driving humour may include short asian people jokes also.
- With the way I see asian people driving, it got me thinking... Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.
- Are you aware.... Are you aware that 80% of asians have Cataracts.
The rest drive Rincolns. - I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln.
- What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.
- What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
- An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
"Sir i belive you have a cataract"
"Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln" - Why are black Asians bad at golf? Because they can't drive and every time they walk on a golf course a cop tries to put a hole in one
- An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts."
Asian man: "No I drive a honda." - What do you get when you cross a Black with an Asian? A car theif who can't drive.
*my grandma told me this one - You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope
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Asian Driving One Liners
Which asian driving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian driving? I can suggest the ones about mean asian and women driving.
- Asians are sooo bad at driving.... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
- I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive
- Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns
- Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks? The other 40% drive Mitsubishis.
- Why are Asians bad at golf? They don't know how to drive.
- What do rich, blind, Asians drive? Cataracts
- 50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins.
- What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving
- Why don't Asians drive Mercedes? Because they hate the thought of a C-class.
- There's an asian, a jew, a black, and a mexican in a car. Who's driving? Google.
- I'm Half Asian, Half Black. I Steal Cars But Don't Drive Them.
- Why are asians so good at drifting? Because they don't know how to drive straight.
- Why was the Asian man driving so slow? He was taking his BMW for a wok.
- Why are asians bad at golf? They stink at driving.
- What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob? Both are yellow and can't drive.
Entertaining Asian Driving Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about asian driving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asian dad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asian driving pranks.
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was asian.
My Dad told me this one today
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor,
The doctor tells him "You have a cataract",
The man says "No, I drive a Rincoln."
My dad told this one to me today and just thought it was hilarious
An asian woman gets into car and starts driving...
thought you'd enjoy that one.
50 percent of Asian immigrants that move to the US have Cataracts. ..
The rest drive toyotas.
Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving...
I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation.
Why can't Asians pay attention while driving?
They're too cheap
Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke?
Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?
Why cant asians drive?
Because cars takes you from A to B
Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking.
Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yes i'm a race car driver
I drive a bus that has b**..., Americans, browns, Asians, others.
I think I might be racist
So I was out driving the other day and saw a white man running. I thought to myself "how great, this guy really has it together and is out working on his fitness."
Then later I saw a black man out running and I became a little nervous and put my head on a swivel. I couldn't help but think a crime had just been committed and surely the police were close behind.
Soon after that I saw an Asian man out for a run. So I instinctively turned and ran in the same direction exclaiming "RUN IT'S GODZILLA!"
An Asian man goes to the Ophthalmologist...
(you gotta say this one out loud. Doesn't work so well written/read)
After some tests, the doctor comes back and tells him: "You have a cataract."
The patient looks at him, confused, and says: "No I don't. I drive a Rincoln."
Why were the Asian brothers never able to pass their driving test?
Because two Wongs will never make a right.
After putting up with Asian driving, it got me thinking...
Pearl Harbour was probably an accident.
An Asian goes to the optometrist.
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, you have cataracts." He repiles, " How is this possible? I drive a Rincoln."
Why did the Chinese self driving truck c**... on its way out the factory?
Asian drivers
My nephew(12) requested I post this joke cause he wanted to see how people will respond What's yellow, very hormonal and can't drive?
An Asian woman
"When you saw an Asian woman driving, you should have moved a bit away from the road",
Said the doctor to an injured man.
Injured man: "What road? I was napping on a bench in a park"
An Asian driver is being interrogated after an accident
Detective: So, how did you end up killing 49 people?
Jackie: I was driving over 90km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road. And on the other side, there was a wedding taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice:
Either I hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Detective: Hit the 2 men of course.
Chan: Exactly! We think alike. But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him.
An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
