The Best 21 Asian Driver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asian Driver jokes. There are some asian driver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asian driver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asian Driver Jokes and Puns

I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers...

But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

The world's leading scientists build a lie-detecting machine...

...so powerful that if you are detected to be lying, it you immediately drop dead.

They bring around three test subjects. The first one, an Irishman, is hooked to the machine. He says, "I think I don't drink" and the next moment, he's dead. Next, it's the Asian's turn. She says, "I think I'm a good driver" and what do you know! She too is killed instantly. Then the blonde walks up and confidently begins,"I thinkβ€”" and drops dead.

Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver

If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn.

I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian

All I said was my drivers keep crashing

Asian Drivers Are So Bad...

that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident


As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises.

I am an excellent driver.

why should you never buy a Asian graphics card?

bad drivers.

Asian drivers are so bad

that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident

Asians aren't bad drivers.

They're just disoriented.

Why can't Asian drivers unscrew light bulbs?

they can never decide which way to turn.

What do you call an Asian race car driver

Nobody knows

You can explore asian driver reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean asian driver dad jokes. There are also asian driver puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When do Asians have mixed feelings?

When they fail their driver's test.

Asian people are such bad drivers

They keep Korean off the road

Yes i'm a race car driver

I drive a bus that has blacks, Americans, browns, Asians, others.

I hate Asian drivers

They just do not stand up to the quality of golf clubs I can find in America.

A black guy, a asian guy and a hispanic dude are all in a car, who is the driver?

>!The police officer !<

Why are there so many accidents in Asia?

Because all the drivers are Asian.

Why don't you ever see Golf clubs that are "Made in China?"

Because you can't trust Asian Drivers.

Why did the Chinese self driving truck crash on its way out the factory?

Asian drivers


Asian Parents

What is the only class Asian parents have to be ok with their kids not passing?

Drivers Ed

What's the difference between Internet explorer and Asian Drivers?

Nothing, both result in constant crashes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asian driver jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asian driver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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