Asian Dad Jokes
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Short asian dad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asian dad humour may include short asian father jokes also.
- My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said "Dad I'm gay" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, "why not Gay+"
- My Asian dad wasn't very happy when I told him I was gay. Especially the part when I said I liked D's.
Partial credit to /u/tosil - My doctor told me that I had Hepatitis B When I told my Asian dad, he said, "Why you no get Hepatitis A?"
- An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees
Dad: That good, now you can only get A - So there's an Asian and Black kid conversing with each other. Jerome: Hey Ling, did you find your cat yet?
Ling: No Jerome, but have you seen your dad lately - My dad always wanted to call me gameboy.. He says if I was black,he'd call me gameboy color,and if I was Asian I'd be called gameboy advanced.
- An Asian kid's life Kid: Dad, I got an A-
Dad: Don't talk to me anymore. Next time you get something below A, don't call me dad anymore.
The next day
Kid: Excuse me, mister... - My Asian dad was very considerate when I told him I was gay He said as long as I kept getting A's, he didn't care.
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Asian Dad One Liners
Which asian dad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asian dad? I can suggest the ones about asian guy and bad asian.
- Told my Asian dad my blood type is B+ He was so disappointed..
- What do you call a southeast Asian father? Thai dad
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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian h**....
It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.
My Dad told me this one today
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor,
The doctor tells him "You have a cataract",
The man says "No, I drive a Rincoln."
My dad told this one to me today and just thought it was hilarious
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My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..
Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.
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I'm dating a half-Asian girl.
Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident.
- Dan Mintz
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I dated a half Asian girl
Her mom was Korean
Her dad was Korean
Her legs got ripped off in the car accident.
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A kid asks his dad: Dad why am I black, if mom is white if and you are asian... ...
Dad answers: With the party we had that night, you better be grateful that you're not barking right now.
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Its not easy being an Asian..
My dad saw my report card today and start yelling at me because there's an F on it...
The F was actually F for female as in gender...
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I don't often tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he slaps me because I'm Asian and I should be studying.
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Statistics show that the average person has s**... 89 times per year.
The only thing my Asian dad is proud of me being below average in.
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R Kelly just jumped off a bridge today.
My Asian dad pushed him off.
He thought it was Black Fly Day.
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A frog walks into a bank...
...and proceeds to ask the Asian teller, Ms. Patricia Wok, for a $5,000 loan. Absolutely gobsmacked at a talking frog she mechanically goes through the procedure, asking him if he has any references. As a matter of fact, he replies, my dad's m**... Jagger, he's a musician. Okay, she says hesitantly. I mean if a talking frog, what's not allowed? Do you have any collateral, she continues. Yeah, he says, this ruby, while pulling a crimson rock from his overalls. Composing herself she decides to ask the bank manager for assistance. Quickly bringing him up to speed, she says, can we continue with the transaction and is the ruby even real? At which point the bank manager examines the gemstone, sizes up the situation and says, it's just a nicknack Patty Wok but give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone.
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so i wanted to know what was small and cheep
my dad in the middle of dinner says asian h**...
I'm convinced my dad does the ultimate dad joke
Whenever we are at a restaurant and my dad ends up with baby corn on his plate he waits for the waiter to come back and he takes the baby corn and eats it as it were a corn on the cob and asks, "Is this how you're suppose to eat it?" Usually this happens at some sort of Asian restaurant and the Asian waiter is very confused and awkwardly smiles. The rest of my family always fear there will be baby corn on his plate when we go out but once the plate comes, we know theres no stopping it.