Asia Jokes
112 asia jokes and hilarious asia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asia Short Jokes
Short asia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asia humour may include short north jokes also.
- What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
- I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her.
- What do you call a female Chinese newborn? A youth-in-Asia
^(Yes. I'm 100% aware I'm the worst person in history) - For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???
- How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- I was reading a research paper on why there's such a high child mortality rate in China. Apparently it's something to do with the youth in Asia.
- What's the difference between a race across Asia, and one across Europe? The one across Europe eventually ends because it has a Finnish line
- A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: "Yemen, shore."
- My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia." I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
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Asia One Liners
Which asia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asia? I can suggest the ones about homeland and continent.
- COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
- What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!
- What is Peter Pan known as in Asia? Peter Wok
- Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
- KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat. - Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't.
- Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia.
- Why do Americans in Asia hate when they get dumped? They see their ex everywhere
- What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!
- Why does PETA love K-pop? They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
- Why did James Brown always tour in Asia? He loved the Seoul train.
- My friend asked me if I was going to Asia... I told him, "Yeah, Siam."
- What do you get when you have more than 2 kids in China? Youth in Asia.
- What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen.
- If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?
Europe Asia Jokes
Here is a list of funny europe asia jokes and even better europe asia puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Asia say when Africa was next in line? Europe.
- Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn.
He looks at Asia and says, "Europe, Asia." - Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out
Africa, Europe
Asia Africa Jokes
Here is a list of funny asia africa jokes and even better asia africa puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her?
- Here too, my son. Here too ...
- What did one c**... say to the other? "Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
- Did you know that m**... decreases your prnis size? Look at all the people in Asia with high speed Internet then look at all the people in Africa with no Internet.
Southeast Asia Jokes
Here is a list of funny southeast asia jokes and even better southeast asia puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a filipino Grigio
- What really motivates people to work out in southeast asia? Eye of the Thai girl.
- What do you call a dilemma in Southeast Asia? A krises.
- What cereal do they eat in Southeast Asia? Borneo's
- Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?" A: "Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"
- I took a trip to South-East Asia... ...and all I got was a Laos-y city
Hilarious Asia Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about asia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean china jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asia pranks.
What asian stereo type do you hear the most?
Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
what happens when...
an asian has an e**... and walks into a wall...?
he breaks his nose
Why do asians have such s**... eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
Why do asian parents give their children short names?
More time on tests.
It's not you, it's me...
- Asian family arguing about a family picture,
What did the asian parents call their r**... son?
Sum ting wong
how do you know asians have broken into your home?
the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents
Her mother says:
"You bring great Shamus to this family."
Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...
....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
Why was the asian politician so upset to get caught with a p**...?
Because he lost the e**...!
What do Asians do during an e**...?
They vote
How often did the asian cow go to the gym?
Dairy
Asian Keanu
Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves.
Why do Asians have s**... eyes?
because their future is so bright
Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks?
The other 40% drive Mitsubishis.
My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account...
He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
What do Asian pirates do?
They fry pranes!
Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts?
The other half drive Lincolns
An Asian guy walks into
An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
What do asians call people that fly planes?
Pirates
Asian Drivers Are So Bad...
that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor
The eye doctor says, "Sir, you have a cataract".
And the Asian man says, "No, I have a Rincoln Contirental".
I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers...
But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?
Everywhere.
If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times...
Does he become disoriented?
How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?
"Ni-Hao-dy"
Why do asians squint all the time?
Because nukes are so bright
My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift
He said it was a very eye-opening experience
Why do Asians prefer Sony?
Because it's a stereo type
How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house?
When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
An Asian kid ask him mom: "Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"
Him mom replied: "Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."
What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?
All rice, all rice, all rice
My Asian friend came out ..
My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said "Dad I'm gay" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, "why not Gay+"
What's Asian on top and black on bottom?
IQ distribution graph
With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...
Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.
An asian asks for help at an airport...
Asian: "why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."
Airplane help guy: "fluctuations."
Asian: "fluck you americans too."
My friend said that China might be considering assisted s**... for teenagers
He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
Why did the Asian pilot get arrested at the airport?
TSA thought he said he was going to "pirate" the plane.
Why do Asian parents want their children to have high grades?
Because they're Asian, not Bsian nor Csian.
Asians are sooo bad at driving....
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What does an Asian call their pet lion?
Ryan
Two asians ran a race..
It was a Thai.
Why can't Asian couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
How do you get the Asian out of a China man?
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
An Asian couple had an albino baby.
Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.
What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?
Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.
What happens to Asians when they become American citizens?
They get very disoriented.
Why are Asians so good at Math?
Their dogs can't eat their homework.
My Asian friend had a blood test
His parents nearly disowned him when he got B+
Around 80% of all Asians that move to America get cataracts.
The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
My mean Asian uncle died suddenly last night.
It was hard to bereave.
Asian guy goes to a eye doctor
After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"
An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
What do Asian cannibals eat?
Raw men
which Asian country do neckbeards love the most
M'laysia
I have an Asian friend who never says anything untrue.
Literal Lee.
What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day?
Sun, I am disappoint.
An Asian man goes on a trip to America
He goes to an American Bank to converts his money to dollars, while going through his trip he meets a generous old friend who decides to let him stay in his place and also pay for his expenses during his stay.
After a few days he decides to return back to his country and heads to the bank to convert his money back. But the asian man sees that he received less money than he previously had even though he hadn't spent anything, so he asks about this to the banker.
The banker said," fluctuations ".
The asian man replied," fluck you americans too".
Where do Asian neckbeards come from?
M'laysia
An Asian walks into a currency exchange and get $100 back for his exchange
Next day he goes there again and for the same amount of money he receives $94 this time.
He asks the teller "why $6 less today compared to yesterday"
The teller say "fluctuations"
The Asian man get up angrily and storms out slamming the door, turns around and shouts "fluc you Americans too!"
I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.
I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.
An Asian doctor, SEAL, and astronaut walks into a bar
His name is Jonny Kim. Please don't let my mother know about him.
An Asian kid asks his mom
Mom, what does an Apple a day keeps the doctors away mean?
Mom says, ah, my dear son, it means that if you play games on your Apple phone everyday, you will never get your PhD
I'm Asian and I think my wife is a racist
She tried to attack my white girlfriend when they first met.
What's the name of the asian guy who always has enough money in his pocket?
Exact Lee
There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs
It was Wong on so many levels
Old Asian man ordered forty-two coffees. I said you sure? . He nodded yes…
Poured about 7 coffees and he starts shouting stop! stop! stop! I'm like what happened?! He repeated his order I want 4 tea 2 coffee …
