Asia Jokes
105 asia jokes and hilarious asia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asia Short Jokes
Short asia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asia humour may include short north jokes also.
- What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
- For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???
- How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- I was reading a research paper on why there's such a high child mortality rate in China. Apparently it's something to do with the youth in Asia.
- What's the difference between a race across Asia, and one across Europe? The one across Europe eventually ends because it has a Finnish line
- A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: "Yemen, shore."
- My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia." I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
- They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia It's called Tokyo Lyft
- Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.
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Asia One Liners
Which asia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asia? I can suggest the ones about homeland and continent.
- COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
- What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!
- Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
- KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat. - Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't.
- Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia.
- Why do Americans in Asia hate when they get dumped? They see their ex everywhere
- Why does PETA love K-pop? They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
- Why did James Brown always tour in Asia? He loved the Seoul train.
- My friend asked me if I was going to Asia... I told him, "Yeah, Siam."
- What do you get when you have more than 2 kids in China? Youth in Asia.
- What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen.
- If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?
- Why did the European crow feel at home in Asia ? She's from croatia .
- Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a filipino Grigio
Asia Africa Jokes
Here is a list of funny asia africa jokes and even better asia africa puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Asia say when Africa was next in line? Europe.
- Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out
Africa, Europe
Europe Asia Jokes
Here is a list of funny europe asia jokes and even better europe asia puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn.
He looks at Asia and says, "Europe, Asia."
Southeast Asia Jokes
Here is a list of funny southeast asia jokes and even better southeast asia puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What really motivates people to work out in southeast asia? Eye of the Thai girl.
- What do you call a dilemma in Southeast Asia? A krises.
- What cereal do they eat in Southeast Asia? Borneo's
- Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?" A: "Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"
- I took a trip to South-East Asia... ...and all I got was a Laos-y city
Hilarious Asia Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about asia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean china jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asia pranks.
What asian stereo type do you hear the most?
Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
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what happens when...
an asian has an e**... and walks into a wall...?
he breaks his nose
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Why do asian parents give their children short names?
More time on tests.
It's not you, it's me...
- Asian family arguing about a family picture,
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What did the asian parents call their r**... son?
Sum ting wong
An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents
Her mother says:
"You bring great Shamus to this family."
Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...
....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
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Why was the asian politician so upset to get caught with a p**...?
Because he lost the e**...!
How often did the asian cow go to the gym?
Dairy
Asian Keanu
Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves.
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Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks?
The other 40% drive Mitsubishis.
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Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday?
It's e**... Day.
My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
My Asian dad wasn't very happy when I told him I was gay.
Especially the part when I said I liked D's.
Partial credit to /u/tosil
So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account...
He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
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What do Asian pirates do?
They fry pranes!
A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature...
When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".
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Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
What do asians call people that fly planes?
Pirates
Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?
Everywhere.
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What happens to a person when they move out of Asia?
They become dis-oriented!
If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times...
Does he become disoriented?
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I wasn't really into asian b**...
But my hands are thai'd on this one
Why do asians squint all the time?
Because nukes are so bright
My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift
He said it was a very eye-opening experience
What do Asian people use as blindfolds?
Shoe laces.
Why do Asians prefer Sony?
Because it's a stereo type
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How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house?
When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?
All rice, all rice, all rice
My Asian friend came out ..
My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said "Dad I'm gay" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, "why not Gay+"
What's Asian on top and black on bottom?
IQ distribution graph
An Asian person robbed my house.
1. My homework is done.
2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential.
3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.
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As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small p**....
I am an excellent driver.
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My friend said that China might be considering assisted s**... for teenagers
He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
My Asian friend got his Jewish wife pregnant.
I guess "Cha Ching" wasn't an appropriate name suggestion
Why did the Asian pilot get arrested at the airport?
TSA thought he said he was going to "pirate" the plane.
Asian people are pretty cool
If only they could see that..
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Why do Asian parents want their children to have high grades?
Because they're Asian, not Bsian nor Csian.
Two asians ran a race..
It was a Thai.
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How do you get the Asian out of a China man?
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
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When do Asians gain the most weight?
When their dog dies
How does an Asian noodle say goodbye
Chow main
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Having an Asian wife is like having a mustache...
Everyone assumes that you m**... children.
Why are Asians so good at Math?
Their dogs can't eat their homework.
My Asian friend had a blood test
His parents nearly disowned him when he got B+
My mean Asian uncle died suddenly last night.
It was hard to bereave.
Asian guy goes to a eye doctor
After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"
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An Asian, an American, and a European walk into a bar.
They sit down at the table, and decide to hit up some drinks.
American: I'll have a Coke! I don't want to get drunk.
European: I'll have a watery r**...! I'll stay up for the drive.
Asian: I'll have 3 bottles beer, and a side of whiskey!
The American and the European are astonished!! The European asks the Asian why he ordered all of that alcohol.
Asian: Isn't it obvious? You guys won't let me drive anyway.
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What do Asian cannibals eat?
Raw men
I have an Asian friend who never says anything untrue.
Literal Lee.
What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup?
Miso Sorry
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What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day?
Sun, I am disappoint.
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Where do Asian neckbeards come from?
M'laysia
I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.
I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.
An Asian doctor, SEAL, and astronaut walks into a bar
His name is Jonny Kim. Please don't let my mother know about him.
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
Where do the Asian crows live?
In Croatia.
When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweatshop. I would send him gifts from America and he would send me different clothes he made at work. His name was Chen, but I called him Bean Burrito.
Because he made me puma pants.
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An Asian kid asks his mom
Mom, what does an Apple a day keeps the doctors away mean?
Mom says, ah, my dear son, it means that if you play games on your Apple phone everyday, you will never get your PhD
There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs
It was Wong on so many levels
Old Asian man ordered forty-two coffees. I said you sure? . He nodded yes…
Poured about 7 coffees and he starts shouting stop! stop! stop! I'm like what happened?! He repeated his order I want 4 tea 2 coffee …
An Asian man goes to rent a car, and the clerk sees the man's name is Herschel Leibowitz
The clerk asks him how an Asian man like himself got the name Herschel Leibowitz. He responds in a heavy accent "When I was going through immigration, we were in a line in the area where we give our names. The name of the man in front of me was Herschel Leibowitz. When they call for me to ask me what my name is, I said "Sam Ting"
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My Asian waiter just handed my food to the wrong customer because he's racist and thinks all white people look the same.
Wait, nevermind. That wasn't my waiter.
