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One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray.
(An Austrian friend told me this joke.)
When she noticed a beautiful vase. She asked her client, "do you keep anything in it?"
"My husband's ashes", the client replied.
"I am so sorry", apologized the agent, "I did not know he was deceased."
"He isn't - he's just too lazy to hunt for an ashtray."
2 in front, 2 in back & Richard Pryor in the ashtray.
2 in every seat and 50 in the ashtray.
they can't get their butts in the ashtray
Hitler comes in and says: "Are you looking for someone?"
"You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.
Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.
Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.
Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.
Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.
Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.
Two in the front ,two in the back, one in the boot and fifty in the ashtray.
Girl smoke the cigar and guy cleans the ashtray.
You may be lead ashtray
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I wish he would empty his ashtray himself.
It's probably better to just use an ashtray.
Full Ashtray
How many avengers can you fit in an ashtray?
[Hover over text to see answer.](/s "About half")
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 10 in the ashtray.
because its where you put your butts.
(I have been calling them asstrays all 28 years of my life. I only JUST today realized it.)
All of them, one in each seat and the rest in the ashtray
Labelling AshTray as JewTray was a wrong idea.
100, just put them in the ashtray.
Two in the front, two in the back, & about 10 million in the ashtray.
Use the ashtray.
Looks like smokings out the window
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