The Best 24 Ashtray Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ashtray jokes. There are some ashtray ash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ashtray toblerone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ashtray Jokes and Puns

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray.

(An Austrian friend told me this joke.)

An insurance agent was talking to a prospective client at her home.

When she noticed a beautiful vase. She asked her client, "do you keep anything in it?"

"My husband's ashes", the client replied.

"I am so sorry", apologized the agent, "I did not know he was deceased."

"He isn't - he's just too lazy to hunt for an ashtray."

How do you fit 5 comedians into a VW Beetle?

2 in front, 2 in back & Richard Pryor in the ashtray.

Ashtray joke, How do you fit 5 comedians into a VW Beetle?

How do you fit 100 Jews onto a bus?

2 in every seat and 50 in the ashtray.

You know why elephants don't smoke?

they can't get their butts in the ashtray


How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen?

2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray

A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray...

Hitler comes in and says: "Are you looking for someone?"

Ashtray joke, A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray...

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."

"You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.

Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.

Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.

Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.

Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.

Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.

Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

Two in the front ,two in the back, one in the boot and fifty in the ashtray.

69 is known as smoker's position......

Girl smoke the cigar and guy cleans the ashtray.

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Be careful stubbing your cigarette out on small metal dishes

You may be lead ashtray

I just scattered my Grandfather's ashes...

I wish he would empty his ashtray himself.

Scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.

It's probably better to just use an ashtray.

Why did russian oligarch buy new Cadillac 1 week after buying 1 already

Full Ashtray

Avengers related joke with spoilers

How many avengers can you fit in an ashtray?

[Hover over text to see answer.](/s "About half")

Ashtray joke, Avengers related joke with spoilers

How many superhero's can you fit in a sedan?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 10 in the ashtray.

Ashtrays should be called Asstrays...

because its where you put your butts.

(I have been calling them asstrays all 28 years of my life. I only JUST today realized it.)

How many jews can you fit in a car?

All of them, one in each seat and the rest in the ashtray


[NSFW] Got fired from a local mart for re-labelling few items.

Labelling AshTray as JewTray was a wrong idea.

How many Jews can you fit into a Opel Olympia?

100, just put them in the ashtray.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen bug?

Two in the front, two in the back, & about 10 million in the ashtray.

How do you get Spiderman into a Volkswagen?

Use the ashtray.

No ashtrays in the hotel room

Looks like smokings out the window

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