The Best 12 Ashore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ashore jokes. There are some ashore boat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ashore ship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ashore Jokes and Puns

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

"Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"

"No son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."

Ashore joke, "Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"

Middle hut

A man was stranded on a desert island for 20 years when a navy ship finally spots him. The captain comes ashore and notices three huts. What are they used for? the captain asks.

Well, the hut one on the left is where I live, says the man. and the one on the right is where I go to church.

So what about that hut in the middle?

The man sneers, That's the church I used to attend!

What is tiny and gets washed ashore?

A micro wave

A Engineer, a Chemist and an Economist get stranded on a island.

From the ship that crashed, some canned food washed ashore.

The Engineer says We need to open the cans with these rocks

The Chemist says We could blow the top off using a combination of these minerals I've found

The Economist says Ok, so let's assume we have a can opener

The stranded man

A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.

What's the first hut for? he asks.

That's my house, says the castaway.

What's the second hut for?

That's my church.

And the third hut?

Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to

Ashore joke, The stranded man

Hey billy jokes?

Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes.

One is "Hey billy you ever been to sea"

"No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat

A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."  (Paul Samuelson)

Why do you have to remove your deck shoes when you go ashore in Germany?

Because they are for boatin'

You can explore ashore seas reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ashore lifeboat dad jokes. There are also ashore puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A sperm whale has died after washing ashore at my local beach.

It was just a regular whale before I arrived at the scene though.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ashore beach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ashore seashore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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