The Best 10 Ashore Jokes

Following is our collection of Ashore jokes which are very funny. There are some ashore boat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ashore ship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ashore Jokes and Puns

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

"Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"

"No son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

A Engineer, a Chemist and an Economist get stranded on a island.

From the ship that crashed, some canned food washed ashore.

The Engineer says We need to open the cans with these rocks

The Chemist says We could blow the top off using a combination of these minerals I've found

The Economist says Ok, so let's assume we have a can opener

The stranded man

A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.

What's the first hut for? he asks.

That's my house, says the castaway.

What's the second hut for?

That's my church.

And the third hut?

Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to


Hey billy jokes?

Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes.

One is "Hey billy you ever been to sea"

"No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat

A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."  (Paul Samuelson)

Why do you have to remove your deck shoes when you go ashore in Germany?

Because they are for boatin'

A sperm whale has died after washing ashore at my local beach.

It was just a regular whale before I arrived at the scene though.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ashore beach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ashore seashore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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