Ashley Jokes

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Funniest Ashley Short Jokes

Short ashley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ashley humour may include short named jokes also.

1. Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list... It's a pretty bad state of affairs
2. Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin.
3. What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top
4. I'm starting up a local coffee shop and marketing it as an Ashley Madison meetup spot. I'm calling it Grounds for Divorce.
5. My wife wasn't too thrilled When I cursed at Ashley Madison for updating their privacy policy.
6. Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
7. Names like Ashley, Leslie, Kristen and Vivian used to be more likely given to male children I'd have also expected to find Alison.
8. Should a white wife sue both white husband and Asian mistress for destroying their lives if exposed on Ashley Madison?
9. The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks,
   #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison,
   #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC.
10. Mike Ashley really likes the Sport Direct mugs Or 'customers' as he has been advised to call them.

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Ashley One Liners

Which ashley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ashley? I can suggest the ones about ceremony and vows.

1. What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com
2. I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison
3. Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date? Subway
4. What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley
5. Why isn't Jared on Ashley Madison? Cause 18 is the marrying age in New York
6. Ashley Madison wasn't a scam.. they just couldn't get it straight
7. The Ashley Madison hack may be morally questionable to some. To me, it's affair play.
8. What do you call it when you j**z all over Ashley's face? A cremation.

Ashley Madison Jokes

Here is a list of funny ashley madison jokes and even better ashley madison puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy. They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.
• I checked the Ashley Madison data and thankfully neither my wife or my girlfriend are on the list.
• Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison
• Apparently there's a Ashley Madison clone in the Middle East with a catchy tagline. d**... out for Haram bae.

Entertaining Ashley Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

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