The Best 17 Ashley Jokes

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Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list...

It's a pretty bad state of affairs

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super bowl.

Both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.Β  If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Christopher's Church, in Baldwin at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.

Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date?


Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...

...he was on Club Penguin.

β€žMom, I'm almost 18 now. Ashley and Nicole always wear the hottest outfits in school and their parents don't mind. So please, please can I wear the short black skirt and the cute white top tomorrow?

β€žFor the last time Robert, no!!!

What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion?

Bop bop bop, bop to the top

I'm starting up a local coffee shop and marketing it as an Ashley Madison meetup spot.

I'm calling it Grounds for Divorce.

My wife wasn't too thrilled

When I cursed at Ashley Madison for updating their privacy policy.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

Apparently there's a Ashley Madison clone in the Middle East with a catchy tagline.

Dicks out for Haram bae.

Top Ashley Puns and Funny Jokes

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The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina:

#3 Swim with the sharks,
#2 Have an account on Ashley Madison,
#1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC.

Names like Ashley, Leslie, Kristen and Vivian used to be more likely given to male children

I'd have also expected to find Alison.

Mike Ashley really likes the Sport Direct mugs

Or 'customers' as he has been advised to call them.

A teacher asks a kid at the first day at school:

-What is your name?


-Nice. How do your parents call you?

-Waste of oxygen.

I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy. They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.

Should a white wife sue both white husband and Asian mistress for destroying their lives if exposed on Ashley Madison?

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