The Best 7 Ash Wednesday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ash Wednesday jokes. There are some ash wednesday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ash wednesday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ash Wednesday Jokes and Puns

A penitent man decided to give up sex for Lent...

A penitent man decided to give up sex for the Lenten season. His wife was not informed of this situation, however. One the second night after Ash Wednesday, she showed some interest in relations. Rebuffing her advances he said, "I'm sorry, honey--I can't. It's Lent."

Angrily, she replied, "To whom and how long?"

What's Thanos' favourite holiday?

Ash Wednesday

On Ash Wednesday I will be giving up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights.

It's going to be completely Excel Lent.

My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling...

But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils


Did you know that today is Sean Connery's favorite holiday?

Ash Wednesday

What did the pastor say to the boy ditching mass on Ash Wednesday?

Get your ash back over here!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ash wednesday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ash wednesday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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