Ash Wednesday Jokes

These are 10 ash wednesday jokes and hilarious ash wednesday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ash wednesday that are good jokes for kids and friends.


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A penitent man decided to give up s**... for Lent...

A penitent man decided to give up s**... for the Lenten season. His wife was not informed of this situation, however. One the second night after Ash Wednesday, she showed some interest in relations. Rebuffing her advances he said, "I'm sorry, honey--I can't. It's Lent."
Angrily, she replied, "To whom and how long?"

What's Thanos' favourite holiday?

Ash Wednesday

On Ash Wednesday I will be giving up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights.

It's going to be completely Excel Lent.

My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling...

But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

Did you know that today is Sean Connery's favorite holiday?

Ash Wednesday

What did the pastor say to the boy ditching mass on Ash Wednesday?

Get your ash back over here!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called?

Ash Wednesday

Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with.

your dry cracked skin.

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