The Best 14 Asgard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asgard jokes. There are some asgard titan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asgard gard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asgard Jokes and Puns

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard

...I'll see myself out

Thor was bored with life on Asgard and one day decided travel to earth to entertain himself.

Whilst here he happened upon a beautiful maiden and the pair hooked up that evening and made love all night, with Thor slipping out in the early hours.

Back in Asgard Thor felt bad for the fair lady about slipping away never too be seen again and thought he at least owed it to her to explain things - so he made his way back to earth to find her.

He bumps into her again. "Hi' he states 'I think I should explain - I'm Thor"

"*I'm Thor"?!* The lady retorted, "I can hardly thit down!"

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Asgard joke, What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

What do Asgardians say when they have an intense workout at the gym?

I'm Thor

Where are homophobes from?


Why was the son of Odin Thor?

He sat down without his asgard

Asgard joke, Why was the son of Odin Thor?

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus

Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?


What's your favourite mythical country?

Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?

Do you know why they call the bridge that connects Asgard to Midgard the "Bifrost"?

Because it goes both ways

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What did Loki get after a 1000 squat workout?

A Thor Asgard.

Why was Thor defeated with a strike to the back?

He forgot his Asgard.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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