Asgard Jokes

Following is our collection of thor humor and titan one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asgard puns for adults, dirty ragnarok jokes or clean gard gags for kids.

There is an abundance of mjolnir jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on asgard. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any loki witze you can hear about asgard.

The Best jokes about Asgard

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard

...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

Thor came down to Earth from Asgard

Thor goes to a singles bar to have a drink, and sees a beautiful girl he'd like to make love to. He goes over to buy her a drink, and she has a slight speech impediment, but Thor doesn't care because she is so beautiful and sexy.

They leave the bar, and go to her apartment, and proceed to have 8 hours of fantastic sex, every which way possible.

In the morning, he feels just a bit guilty, and decides to confess who he is to the woman.

"I have to tell you something, I'm really Thor"

She turns to him and says "YOU'RE THOR? I AM SO THOR I CAN'T EVEN PEE!"

What do Asgardians say when they have an intense workout at the gym?

I'm Thor

Why was the son of Odin Thor?

He sat down without his asgard

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus

Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?


Do you know why they call the bridge that connects Asgard to Midgard the "Bifrost"?

Because it goes both ways

What's your favourite mythical country?

Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?

What did Loki get after a 1000 squat workout?

A Thor Asgard.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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