Asgard Jokes
22 asgard jokes and hilarious asgard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asgard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asgard Short Jokes
Short asgard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asgard humour may include short thunder jokes also.
- Do you know why they call the bridge that connects Asgard to Midgard the "Bifrost"? Because it goes both ways
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Asgard One Liners
Which asgard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asgard? I can suggest the ones about identity and gods.
- Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard
...I'll see myself out - What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard.
- What does the hero of Asgard have in common with most insects? A Thor axe.
- Where are homophobes from? Asgard
- Why was the son of Odin Thor? He sat down without his asgard
- What's your favourite mythical country? Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?
- What did Loki get after a 1000 squat workout? A Thor Asgard.
- Why was Thor defeated with a strike to the back? He forgot his Asgard.
- Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard
- What did Thor say when he returned to Asgard? It's way too ' low-key ' here.
- Asgard is a very animated place. They have a party every Thorsday
Charming Humor Asgard Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about asgard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avengers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asgard pranks.
Thor was bored with life on Asgard and one day decided travel to earth to entertain himself.
Whilst here he happened upon a beautiful maiden and the pair hooked up that evening and made love all night, with Thor slipping out in the early hours.
Back in Asgard Thor felt bad for the fair lady about slipping away never too be seen again and thought he at least owed it to her to explain things - so he made his way back to earth to find her.
He bumps into her again. "Hi' he states 'I think I should explain - I'm Thor"
"*I'm Thor"?!* The lady retorted, "I can hardly thit down!"
Thor the God of Thunder
So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."
What do Asgardians say when they have an intense workout at the gym?
I'm Thor
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
How does an Asgardian like his parties?
Loki
