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Funniest Asexuals Short Jokes

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1. How many asexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: asexuals don't screw anything.
2. Five asexual people are playing cards One of them starts to explain the rules and then he pauses and says
   I would say no cheating but there's already five aces at the table
3. Why is it so difficult to hold a conversation with an asexual? They're not interested in fucking anything!
4. Asexual reproduction is reproduction with only one party And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
5. Asexual Reproduction. I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.
6. A group of asexuals are playing cards one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."
7. My friend came out as Asexual the other day, he wanted to see how I felt about it I told him, it was "A-Okay."
8. Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.
9. i caught my asexual girlfriend cheating on me with my bestfriend i walked in on them doing nothing
10. I came out to my girlfriend as a hetroromantic asexual. She said I could work on the romantic part.

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Asexuals One Liners

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1. Two asexuals are sitting in a tree S-I-T-T-I-N-G
2. what do you call an asexual lawyer? an ace attorney
3. When is Asexual Pride Month? Every month if you're married.
4. What do you call an asexual communist? A no turn-on red.
5. My boyfriend just told me he's asexual I'm not taking it hard.
6. An asexual lawyer Otherwise known as an ace attorney.
7. What army reproduces asexually? The corn army. They're only kernels and no privates
8. Homework should be asexual... so it would do itself.
9. Why are asexual people always dizzy? They're disoriented
10. Did you hear about the broken, asexual light bulb? Nothing turns it on.
11. I have an uncle who is asexual and b) gay
12. What do you call a feminist who isn't lesbian or asexual? You call them bi their name.
13. Why do melons have to reproduce asexually? Because they cantelope
14. I'm a gold star Asexual The problem is that I'm Pan.
15. What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole.

Asexuals Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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