The Best 29 Asexual Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Asexual Jokes and Puns

I told my Asian parents that i am Asexual

They were disappointed that i wasn't A+sexual.

How many asexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question: asexuals don't screw anything.

What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom?

Fuckin' nothin'.

Asexual joke, What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom?

Five asexual people are playing cards

One of them starts to explain the rules and then he pauses and says
I would say no cheating but there's already five aces at the table

Asexual reproduction is reproduction with only one party

And lots of alcohol and bad decisions


I wouldn't call my marriage a sexual marriage

But I'd certainly call it asexual marriage.

Some people are asexual

The rest be sexual

Asexual joke, Some people are asexual

When is Asexual Pride Month?

Every month if you're married.

what do you call an asexual lawyer?

an ace attorney

Asexual Reproduction.

I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.

I just found I'm asexual...

I'm just looking for A person to be sexual with

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What do you call an asexual communist?

A no turn-on red.

My friend came out as Asexual the other day, he wanted to see how I felt about it

I told him, it was "A-Okay."

Zombies are categorically asexual

as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.

What do you call someone exclusively attracted to college professors?

A-sexual

My boyfriend just told me he's asexual

I'm not taking it hard.

Asexual joke, My boyfriend just told me he's asexual

An asexual lawyer

Otherwise known as an ace attorney.

Why are asexual people always dizzy?

They're disoriented

Where can you find an asexual person?

You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere.


I came out to my girlfriend as a hetroromantic asexual.

She said I could work on the romantic part.

Homework should be asexual...

so it would do itself.

I have an uncle who is asexual

and b) gay

Did you hear about the broken, asexual light bulb?

Nothing turns it on.

What do you call a feminist who isn't lesbian or asexual?

You call them bi their name.

i caught my asexual girlfriend cheating on me with my bestfriend

i walked in on them doing nothing

What do you call an asexual gravedigger?

An ace of spades.

I havent had sex in a while (OC)

I wouldnt say im asexual, more like a pathetic

Ever since I became asexual

I've found I have to repeat myself a lot.
...
You're not getting it?
Neither am I.
...
Let me reiterate.

I'm a gold star Asexual

The problem is that I'm Pan.

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