Asda Jokes
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I walked into ASDA today...
I walked into ASDA today wanting to buy 6 cans of Sprite. When I got home, I realised I'd picked 7up by mistake.
I'm a Polish student in the UK
Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought...
True story
A few years ago, the (very attractive) checkout assistant in Asda asked the person in front of me for age ID. Ever the charmer I asked if she wanted to see my ID.
Quick as a flash she replied "Yeah, go on, show me your bus pass!"
have you seen the clown that hides from arseholes in asda?
no? well then...
Apparently it is i**... to have drunk s**... in Iceland..
Not sure about Asda tho you might want to check their policies.
I went to an ASDA Cafe for lunch
Yesterday i was shopping in ASDA and decide to have lunch in the Cafe, i ordered a plain burger and chips.
when i got to the counter to pay the woman said,
"A plain burger, that's a bit boring isn't it? are you sure you don't want anything on it?"
to which i replied,
"Oh go on then! i'll have £5 each way..."
the horse meat scandal
during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna.
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