The Best 44 Asbestos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asbestos jokes. There are some asbestos insulation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asbestos quarantine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asbestos Jokes and Puns

Someone asked me about minerals that are long term contributors to lung cancer the other day,

I just answered asbestos I could.

Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed.

I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

"It's asbestos could be."

Asbestos joke, What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma?

Asbestos he can.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

I'm doing asbestos I can..

dealing with mesothelioma.

I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.

He told me he was trying asbestos he could.

Asbestos joke, I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.

I was afraid my ceiling would give me cancer....

So I cleaned it asbestos I could

An old couple lay dying of cancer

The wife turns to the husband and says "I have a confession to make. For years I switched the sugar in your coffee with powdered asbestos."

A tear comes to the husband's eyes he replies that he too has a confession to make. "I switched our coffees because you loved sweets. This tumor is hereditary."

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?


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My grandpa just died of lung cancer...

He fought it asbestos he could.

I like my women like I like my asbestos

Properly removed from my house

I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma

it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can.

I'm so sorry.

Asbestos joke, How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

My friend told me he has developed a lung disease...

I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can.

My safety supervisor asked me why I wasn't done filing the hazardous material documents...

I told him I was doing asbestos I can

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

"Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Did you hear about the guy with mesothelioma?

The doctor said, "Take a deep breath," and he said, "I'm trying **asbestos** I can!"

Hey, do you have a lung problem?

If you do, I'll do asbestos I can to help you.

Old fire fighters never quit

They just do asbestos they can.

I made a donation to mesothelioma research.

They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.

I got painful coughs while renovating a home... obviously the condition of the home isn't asbestos it could be.

What did the construction worker say when people complained that his building didn't meet code?

"I did asbestos I could."

If you meet someone with Mesothelioma, show them some support.

They're doing asbestos they can.

So a mesothelioma patient competed in the Olympics last year

She didn't win anything, but she did asbestos she could.

How do people live with Mesothelioma?

Asbestos they can

What is ahead of you when you put your best foot forward?


Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?

You could say he was doing... asbestos he can

In my opinion, Asbestos is still the best insulation.

I was born inhaling Asbestos, and I'll die inhaling Asbestos.

How did the cancer patient battle mesothelioma?

Asbestos he could!

I found carcinogenic pieces of flooring around my house

I try to clean them out asbestos I can

I feel bad for old buildings that are about to get torn down.

They're working asbestos they can :(

A couple called our company to remove some cancerous silicate minerals in their insulated home

I'll try to remove them Asbestos I can

It's hard to live with mesothelioma.

I'm doing asbestos I can.

What did the mesothelioma patient say to his doctor?

I'm breathing asbestos I can!

Why did the disease win the fashion contest?

Because it dressed asbestos possible

How do you reduce the risk of mesothelioma?

You take caution when using insulation asbestos you can

How do Mesothelioma victims cope with their disease?

Asbestos they can

We shouldn't be too hard on people who use toxic building materials.

They did asbestos they could.

As a programmer I made the AsbestOS.

Reliability was its killing feature.

I heard in the news that thay've found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations...

They're doing asbestos they can.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asbestos

My grandfather worked around asbestos for 60 years and never developed any health issues. It did take 3 straight days to cremate him, but that's besides the point.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asbestos cancerous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asbestos severe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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