JokoJokes

Asbestos Jokes

56 asbestos jokes and hilarious asbestos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asbestos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Asbestos Short Jokes

Short asbestos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asbestos humour may include short asphalt jokes also.

  1. I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon. He told me he was trying asbestos he could.
  2. How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can.
    I'm so sorry.
  3. My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can.
  4. I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can.
  5. Someone asked me about minerals that are long term contributors to lung cancer the other day, I just answered asbestos I could.
  6. My gf and I are removing old ducting from our house that contains asbestos. She asked if the workers will for sure be able to get rid of it all. I told her they'll do asbestos they can!
  7. There might be something wrong with the walls in our attic. I'm going to describe it to you Asbestos I can.
  8. So a mesothelioma patient competed in the Olympics last year She didn't win anything, but she did asbestos she could.
  9. Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.
  10. We shouldn't be too hard on people who use toxic building materials. They did asbestos they could.

Share These Asbestos Jokes With Friends




Asbestos One Liners

Which asbestos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asbestos? I can suggest the ones about asparagus and asthma.

  1. How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can.
  2. How do people live with Mesothelioma? Asbestos they can
  3. What did the mesothelioma patient say to his doctor? I'm breathing asbestos I can!
  4. What's the only thing worse than asbestos? Asworstos.
  5. I'm trying to avoid carcinogens... asbestos I can...
  6. How do you tell someone they have mesothelioma? Asbestos you can
  7. What did the contractor say to the impatient customer? We are doing asbestos we can
  8. I was afraid my ceiling would give me cancer.... So I cleaned it asbestos I could
  9. My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could.
  10. I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma.
  11. How did the cancer patient battle mesothelioma? Asbestos he could!
  12. Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can.
  13. It's hard to live with mesothelioma. I'm doing asbestos I can.
  14. As a programmer I made the AsbestOS. Reliability was its killing feature.
  15. I like my women like I like my asbestos Properly removed from my house

Asbestos joke, I like my women like I like my asbestos

Fun-Filled Asbestos Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about asbestos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asphyxiation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asbestos pranks.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

"It's asbestos could be."

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

My safety supervisor asked me why I wasn't done filing the hazardous material documents...

I told him I was doing asbestos I can

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

"Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

I made a donation to mesothelioma research.

They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.

I got painful coughs while renovating a home...

...so obviously the condition of the home isn't asbestos it could be.

What did the construction worker say when people complained that his building didn't meet code?

"I did asbestos I could."

If you meet someone with Mesothelioma, show them some support.

They're doing asbestos they can.

Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?

You could say he was doing... asbestos he can

In my opinion, Asbestos is still the best insulation.

I was born inhaling Asbestos, and I'll die inhaling Asbestos.

I found carcinogenic pieces of flooring around my house

I try to clean them out asbestos I can

I feel bad for old buildings that are about to get torn down.

They're working asbestos they can :(

A couple called our company to remove some cancerous silicate minerals in their insulated home

I'll try to remove them Asbestos I can

I heard in the news that thay've found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations...

They're doing asbestos they can.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asbestos

My grandfather worked around asbestos for 60 years and never developed any health issues. It did take 3 straight days to cremate him, but that's besides the point.

My wife complained to me again about removing the insulation of our house.

I told her I'm dealing with it asbestos I can

Asbestos joke, What did the contractor say to the impatient customer?

jokes about asbestos