Asap Jokes
19 asap jokes and hilarious asap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about asap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Asap Short Jokes
Short asap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The asap humour may include short immediately jokes also.
- So my wife came to me and yelled , We need to fix this relationship ASAP! I took action and I brought home divorce papers.
- Please help me. I've looked all over but still can't find it. If anyone finds my will to live, please return it asap.
- ASAP A friend of mine on chat.
Friend: (with a hurry) What does ASAP means ?
Me: As Soon As possible.
Friend: yeah, tell me as soon as possible.
.. - You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use "come to" instead of "come on"? come to me...
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Asap One Liners
Which asap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with asap? I can suggest the ones about instantly and quickly.
- When one door closes, another one opens. I gotta get my car fixed ASAP.
- If you want a tree to do something quickly what do you tell it? ASAP!
- What's the name of Kim Kardashian's husband? I need help asap
- Need this picture made into a good meme asap plzz!!!
- If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life
- WHAT DO WE WANT?! WHAT DO WE WANT?!
MORE ACRONYMS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!
**ASAP!**
Hilarious Asap Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about asap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean promptly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make asap pranks.
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I need a s**... joke about an animal, asap!
Help me make this girl at work smile. She loves s**... jokes about animals.
I went to the Opticians today and at the end she asked if I was married or in a relationship...
I said "yes I am, why?"
She said "Well your eyes are fine but your girlfriend needs to come in for a checkup ASAP!"
What do you do when you're in a busy city and you need to take a huge dump?
First things first, you find a decent plastic bag asap.
Then, you need to takes your pants off and be in a squat.
Take the plastic bag.........
put it over your head so that people don't see your face.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP.
