Asalted Jokes

Following is our collection of dark humor and walk one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Asalted puns for adults, dirty park jokes or clean news gags for kids.

There is an abundance of pretzels jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on asalted. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any peanut witze you can hear about asalted.

The Best jokes about Asalted

Two pretzels were walking down the street...

and one was a-salted.

Why did the slug die after being mugged?

He was a-salted.


Two peanuts walked down the street. One was aSALTed.

Why did the pretzel file a police report?

He was a-salted

Why are peanuts afraid of going out?

They're afraid of getting a-salted

A peanut was walking down a dark alley

He got a-salted

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Did you hear about the peanut in Central Park?

It was a-salted.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day

The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*.

When you make chips from potatoes, those potatoes are brutally a-salted.

What did the Italian guy say, when he got covered with seasoning?

I've been a-salted!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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