The Best 12 Asalted Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Asalted jokes. There are some asalted walk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these asalted news puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Asalted Jokes and Puns

Why did the slug die after being mugged?

He was a-salted.

Two pretzels were walking down the street...

and one was a-salted.


Two peanuts walked down the street. One was aSALTed.

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Why did the pretzel file a police report?

He was a-salted

Why are peanuts afraid of going out?

They're afraid of getting a-salted

A peanut was walking down a dark alley

He got a-salted

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Did you hear about the peanut in Central Park?

It was a-salted.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the Italian guy say, when he got covered with seasoning?

I've been a-salted!

There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day

The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*.

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When you make chips from potatoes, those potatoes are brutally a-salted.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the asalted pretzels jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working asalted peanut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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