The Best 15 Aryan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aryan jokes. There are some aryan aviators jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aryan goreng puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aryan Jokes and Puns

I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist

Well, he said he was a hung aryan

Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick?

A Veteran Aryan

What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully?

An illegal Aryan.

Aryan joke, What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully?

Why did the German soldier help the cat?

Because he was a veteran Aryan

I was bitten by a Great White at a Florida beach.

I mean, he used the phrase "Aryan Superior," but either way that was one coked-out skinhead.


My friend was bitten by a Great White at the beach.

Well, he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way he was one crazy ass skinhead.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Aryan joke, What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting?

Aryan white.

What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army?

A veteran aryan.

What do you call someone who only eats the purest of vegetables?

A veggie aryan.

What do you call an animal doctor who formerly served in the German army?

A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian.

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I asked a blonde haired, blue eyed soldier what he wanted to do after the military...

He said he just wants to get back home.

He wants to be a veteran aryan.

Forgive me for this one

A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan.

What do you call a track meet full of blond people?

The Aryan Race.

What do you call an airline run by nazis?

Aryan Air

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aryan armies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aryan caucasian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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