The Best 4 Arty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arty jokes. There are some arty highbrow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arty artist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Arty Jokes and Puns

How do you call Viennese Actionist artwork made with poo?

Arty fece

A fart song from my childhood

Arty farty threw a party,
All the farts where there,
Tutti fruity ripped beauty,
So they all went out for air.

What was Van Gogh's least favourite vegetable? An ear of cauliflower.

Sorry it was an arty joke.

Arty

Joe is extremely angry and frustrated with his wife of 20 years and finally decides to find a contract killer to get rid of her. He knows this will cost more money than he has so he asks to borrow some funds from his best friend Arty. Arty surprises Joe by saying, "I have never liked your wife so I will gladly murder her for only a dollar."

Later, Arty is hiding outside the grocery store where Joe's wife works and as she leaves he drags her behind the store into an alley and strangles her. Just as he is dragging her body behind some bushes, the store manager comes out and sees him. So Arty attacks the manager and strangles him as well. Again, as he hides the body, a clerk comes out of the store so Arty has to do the same thing one more time. By this time, with all of the commotion, the police arrive and discover what has happened. They arrest Arty and the next morning the headline in the town newspaper reads:

ARTY CHOKES 3 FOR A DOLLAR AT THE LOCAL MARKET

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arty artistic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arty pretentious piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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