Arts Students Jokes
41 arts students jokes and hilarious arts students puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arts students that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Arts Students Short Jokes
Short arts students jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arts students humour may include short art school jokes also.
- I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
- Don't you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors? I mean you don't see engineering students calling themselves engineers or arts students calling themselves baristas
- How do you make an art student's car go faster? Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!
- What's the difference between an art student and a park bench? A bench can support a family.
- What do you say to an art student with a job? "Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
- What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.
- what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job Can I get the cappuccino to go?
- What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it.
- A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student. "Nice skies, Finnish lass!"
- One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.
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Arts Students One Liners
Which arts students one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arts students? I can suggest the ones about art teacher and arts sciences.
- how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million.
- What did the Arts student say to the Science student Why did I waste 3 years of my life?
- A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
- What's the most common question asked to art students? What's your backup plan?
- How many art college students does it take to pay rent? Like 7!
- How can you tell r**... kids form the art students? r**... don't wear Black.
Fun-Filled Arts Students Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about arts students you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean engineering students jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arts students pranks.
Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
I'm the teacher of a culinary arts class.
Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
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h**... was the original Social Justice Warrior
Adolf h**... is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.
How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to hang a frame around it, another to say how it reminds them of their dead mother.
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"What wine do you have at this restaurant that you would recommend for an arts student?"
"v**.... The cheapest brand. And show me the money in advance."
What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges?
They come without the B.S. !!
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Not sure why the left wants to punch n**...
You'd think they'd love a failed liberal arts student who blames all his problems on other races.
Arts>Science
Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.
I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet
I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,
law students don't call themselves lawyers,
and art students don't call themselves broke
In an art class
The teacher ask the students to draw an animal
So one of them drew a dot
The teacher ask him what is this
He said " an elephant standing far away "
Marshall taught his students poetry, painting and scultping...
He called the course Mixed Marshall Arts.
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I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...
He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.
It was the spitting image of me.
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An art student and a time traveller walk into a bar.
The art student takes a seat, looking pretty down.
The time traveller asks "Whats wrong?"
"I just got kicked out of art school" He repiles "Say, hows the art scene in the future?"
The time traveller shrugs and says "Eh. Its pretty terrible all things considered."
The art student quickly responds "Well. Hows the political scene?"
"Oh, its great."
The art student stands up, dusting himself off. "Well. I've minored in politics. I'm gonna go get myself somewhere d**...! OR MY NAME ISNT ADOLF h**...!" He yells as he leaves.
Why don't arts students stare out the window in the morning?
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
What's the least favourite but most common art period amongst university students?
Baroque
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An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...
An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon is discussing their work with a customer, and comments: "I know I overuse red and blue, but I can't help it, it's my favorite color pair!"
A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.
A martial arts instructor sees one of his students heading in to a nunnery,he thinks I will mention it to him at our next class.
The next class he says to the man. I seen you heading in to the nunnery the other day there. The man replied. I was just practicing my nunchucks
A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…
He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the transit commission to adjust the signage but they won't do anything. They said he was just another victim of circus-pants.
It's irritating when students get ahead of themselves...
These days many college students assume that they're doing the job already. That's not how it works, you need to get the certification, or get the job.
Engineering students shouldn't call themselves engineers
Medical students shouldn't call themselves doctors
Law students shouldn't call themselves lawyers
Business school students shouldn't call themselves minions
And Art students certainly shouldn't call themselves baristas or waiters...
