The Best 35 Arts Students Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arts Students jokes. There are some arts students professors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arts students colleges universities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Arts Students Jokes and Puns

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers...

Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

Don't you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors?

I mean you don't see engineering students calling themselves engineers or arts students calling themselves baristas

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.

How do you make an art student's car go faster?

Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!


What's the difference between an art student and a park bench?

A bench can support a family.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

"Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

In Art Class...

Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?

I hate it when engineering students call themselves "Engineer"

you don't see med students calling themselves doctor, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

Not sure why the left wants to punch nazis

You'd think they'd love a failed liberal arts student who blames all his problems on other races.

how did the art student make a million dollar work of art?

He started with 2 million.

Art students are so dramatic

Art students are so dramatic deny them one thing and they go off and start a war

One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to.

I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.

I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...

He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.

It was the spitting image of me.

What do you say to an art student?

Can I have fries with that?

A martial arts instructor sees one of his students heading in to a nunnery,he thinks I will mention it to him at our next class.

The next class he says to the man. I seen you heading in to the nunnery the other day there. The man replied. I was just practicing my nunchucks


In an art class

The teacher ask the students to draw an animal

So one of them drew a dot

The teacher ask him what is this

He said " an elephant standing far away "

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal
arts degree ask? "you want fries with that?"

What did the Arts student say to the Science student

Why did I waste 3 years of my life?

Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior

Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.

Why don't arts students stare out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon is discussing their work with a customer, and comments: "I know I overuse red and blue, but I can't help it, it's my favorite color pair!"
A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.

"What wine do you have at this restaurant that you would recommend for an arts student?"

"Vodka. The cheapest brand. And show me the money in advance."

Today I lost my cool, when this obnoxious, mediterranean exchange student barged into our art class. I was trying to paint the kiwi fruits we had on display for a still life. Really messed up my painting.

Nobody expects the spanish in kiwi-session.

Marshall taught his students poetry, painting and scultping...

He called the course Mixed Marshall Arts.

Arts>Science

Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.

What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges?

They come without the B.S. !!

A liberal arts student walks into a bar.

(Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?

"Why does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?

"How does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?

"How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?

"Do you want fries with that?"

What's the least favourite but most common art period amongst university students?

Baroque

How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to hang a frame around it, another to say how it reminds them of their dead mother.

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